[Accidental video]

[dr_einstein]

[Somebody is reading a newspaper and there is some nervous muttering in German before the newspaper is put down to reveal a fidgeting man who looks as nervous as he sounded. He glances around as if expecting somebody then appears disappointed. He speak next in English but with a German accent - to nobody in particular as he thinks that he is alone...]

Where is a drink when you need one?

Comments

[dr_einstein]

But you can see me?

[omnomsgods]

Perfectly.

[dr_einstein]

But why?

[omnomsgods]

...I don't know! What's with all these questions?

[dr_einstein]

Because you are watching me and it's creepy...

Or perhaps I am hallucinating.

[omnomsgods]

The camera accidentally turned on for you! Sometimes the community does that.

[dr_einstein]

I'm dreaming, ja? This is very strange.

[omnomsgods]

No, this is real.

[dr_einstein]

[He looks doubtful but questions.]

So then tell me more about this community.

[omnomsgods]

[ wellll ] First off, I haven't seen any ducks. Secondly, sometimes people get sick from the community and start acting weird or turn into animals or switch bodies! Also almost everyone here is from different worlds.

[dr_einstein]

It sounds like a dream...

[omnomsgods]

I already said you aren't dreaming.

[dr_einstein]

... What is your name?

[omnomsgods]

Utsuho Reiuji.

...So do you believe me now?

[dr_einstein]

I don't know yet. Ask me again once I have a drink.

[He pauses then introduces himself.]

I am Doctor Herman Einstein.

[omnomsgods]

You better find that drink fast, because this community isn't going anywhere.

[dr_einstein]

Johnny will be back soon with supplies.

[omnomsgods]

...And?

[dr_einstein]

He should bring drinks.

[omnomsgods]

[ ... ] You sound lonely.

[dr_einstein]

.... Maybe a bit.

[omnomsgods]

Then you should be glad you found this place, unyu. I know I am. You'll meet a lot more people.

[dr_einstein]

I don't think Johnny would be so happy to see you.

[omnomsgods]

Johnny can go eat coal. If he's leaving you all by yourself, what kind of person is he, huh?

[dr_einstein]

It doesn't happen all the time.