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[crackpotcrocker]

My apologies to my friends on this so called 'blogsite'. Work has kept me busy as it's winding down for the summer. Not that I can complain, that means the children aren't my problem for three months. YEAH!

... However, it's only the matter of getting though today. Yes.

Anything interesting happen while I was away?

[Locked to Kano]

How's your birthday present?
[/Locked]

FLOATING FROG!!! BEATING UP A CHILD! Turner wished himself invisible with the help of his - FAIRY GODPARENTS!

I'M GOING TO GET YOU! AND YOUR LITTLE FAIRIES TOO!

[maniacal laughter]

^{(Action spam open to Timmy)}

Comments

[ifbymyhands]

Not really.

[lock]

It was thoughtful. Thanks.

[crackpotcrocker]

Mmm. Strange. But then again the schedule, I, Mr. Crocker have worked on for years... This place is acting completely - UNPREDICABLE! Now.

Yes, how have you been?

[Locked]
I meant more along the lines of how you've been handling it?

[ifbymyhands]

Now what's it doing?

[lock]

About that...

[crackpotcrocker]

Usually about this time there's some cataclysm event going on.. But the - VIRUSES! Are off.

[Locked]

Yes?..

[ifbymyhands]

Huh. Maybe they're late.

[lock]

Do you really want to know how badly I suck?

[crackpotcrocker]

Yes and that's bothersome....

[Locked]

My offer to help still stands?

[ifbymyhands]

How?

[lock]

I don't think it'd work. I'd probably just disappoint you and waste your time.

[crackpotcrocker]

Because! All those years marking a calendar over and over! Now it means - NOTHING! I could always accurately predict when the next - VIRUS would hit.

[Locked]
You never know till we try.

[ifbymyhands]

Maybe it's just changed because it's on to you.

[lock]

I guess so...

[crackpotcrocker]

...Never thought of that.

[Locked]

You know as much as I am for destorying self esteem. You are my friend and don't friends help each other?

...Or am I wrong on that?

[ifbymyhands]

Either that or we'll get another six-month break.

[lock]

...Thanks. You can help if you want.

[crackpotcrocker]

[Gnawing on pencil]

[Locked]

EXCELLENT!... Tomorrow. I still have to catch the invisible Turner right now.

[lock]

[ifbymyhands]

Now what'd he do?

[crackpotcrocker]

He's walking around the school in plain sight, invisible!

[lock]

[ifbymyhands]

...how do you know?

[crackpotcrocker]

Because frogs don't float by themselves and beat up children!

[ifbymyhands]

...what.

[crackpotcrocker]

There was a frog in the science lab, floating by itself and beating up the school bully. I'M TELLING YOU! That's what I - SAW!

[ifbymyhands]

So it's either the kid or divine intervention.

[crackpotcrocker]

Well, Turner has also coincidentally disappeared but that's besides the point. I know what I saw!

[ifbymyhands]

Okay, okay! It's the kid, I believe you.

[grimdarkseer]

Does this mean I should similarly allow you your peace for the next three months?

[She's joking]

[crackpotcrocker]

...That's a joke, right?

[grimdarkseer]

I will take that as a no and consider myself to be that rarest of exceptions, a child you are able to tolerate outside of when you are required to.

[crackpotcrocker]

YES! But then you're different from the children that I know.

You're mature, open about magic and - CLEVER!

Speaking of which, what's been going on with you?