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[crackpotcrocker]

My apologies to my friends on this so called 'blogsite'. Work has kept me busy as it's winding down for the summer. Not that I can complain, that means the children aren't my problem for three months. YEAH!

... However, it's only the matter of getting though today. Yes.

Anything interesting happen while I was away?

[Locked to Kano]

How's your birthday present?
[/Locked]

FLOATING FROG!!! BEATING UP A CHILD! Turner wished himself invisible with the help of his - FAIRY GODPARENTS!

I'M GOING TO GET YOU! AND YOUR LITTLE FAIRIES TOO!

[maniacal laughter]

^{(Action spam open to Timmy)}

Comments

[ifbymyhands]

Not really.

[lock]

It was thoughtful. Thanks.

[crackpotcrocker]

Mmm. Strange. But then again the schedule, I, Mr. Crocker have worked on for years... This place is acting completely - UNPREDICABLE! Now.

Yes, how have you been?

[Locked]
I meant more along the lines of how you've been handling it?

[ifbymyhands]

Now what's it doing?

[lock]

About that...

[crackpotcrocker]

Usually about this time there's some cataclysm event going on.. But the - VIRUSES! Are off.

[Locked]

Yes?..

[ifbymyhands]

Huh. Maybe they're late.

[lock]

Do you really want to know how badly I suck?

[grimdarkseer]

Does this mean I should similarly allow you your peace for the next three months?

[She's joking]

[crackpotcrocker]

...That's a joke, right?

[grimdarkseer]

I will take that as a no and consider myself to be that rarest of exceptions, a child you are able to tolerate outside of when you are required to.

[crackpotcrocker]

YES! But then you're different from the children that I know.

You're mature, open about magic and - CLEVER!

Speaking of which, what's been going on with you?

[grimdarkseer]

Well I would suggest offering them the same sudden maturing process but that would be a rather foolish endeavour.

Very much same as always, if I'm honest. Still waiting for Dave to join us in the medium so that our lands might further evolve for whatever he decides to prototype with.

[sandinmyboots]

Crocker, you feeling alright? It sounds like the fairies are being pains again.

[crackpotcrocker]

I've been worse. Like last month, yes.

Yes, they are. More so the child whom controls the - FAIRIES!

[sandinmyboots]

Do you want some help? I could send some guards over.

[crackpotcrocker]

Thanks but I can handle children.

Though I am curious what has been going on with you, yes.

[sandinmyboots]

For the fairies, Crocker. In case they eat your soul.

....my protege can't feed herself and wouldn't accept my help if I gave it directly, so I've been seeding the sea with fish for her.

[justanothercop]

[And Lewis is just gonna stare at your for a long while Crocker because, seriously, what do you say to that?]

[crackpotcrocker]

Yes?

[justanothercop]

Are you okay?

[crackpotcrocker]

What kind of question is that?

OF COURSE I'M NOT!

There's an invisible child walking around here.

[justanothercop]

[.......]

Come again?

[schrodingersghost]

Now, I'm no expert. But I was almost certain sanity was a requirement for teachers.

[crackpotcrocker]

Well, shows what you know. Have an - F!

[schrodingersghost]

Seriously? I'm not even a student in your world. Your grades don't apply.

[crackpotcrocker]

....... SHUSH with your 'logic'

Since when does that apply here, anyways?

[schrodingersghost]

...How is that logic?