Accidental Video

[kittyhell]

[A few hours later Selina can be seen draped on her couch in her freshly decorated apartment...it's a lot less pink and a lot more black.

Since the community is horrible with the whole keeping of secret identities thing she can be seen without her mask, but still in the suit, making the connection between Catwoman and Selina painfully evident.

Everybody just loves a vigilante though, right?]

All in a night's work Miss Kitty [no, she's not talking to herself, a slender black cat comes sauntering up to her] it might be enough to knock Cobblepot off of the front page, but that's just a start...It's time to put ourselves on good old Max's radar.

[It takes her a moment or two to realize she's being recorded by her newly acquired computer...don't ask. Clearly this kind of invasion will turn into a major thorn in her side if it continues.]

Is it possible for a gal to get a little privacy?

[That's right, the shows over, just as soon as she shuts off the monitor.]

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[starblaze]

[... okay she's mostly wondering why you had to backflip away like that instead of just running or walking.]

... New job?

[kittyhell]

[Because new skills are fun?]

...You could say that.

[starblaze]

When did you learn to move like that? [flipping all over the place gosh]

[kittyhell]

You know, I'd say it was those self-defense classes, but I doubt it. Probably something that happened after the falling incident.

[starblaze]

Ah... that... right.

[ninjamanager]

... I don't think anyone connected to this ... "community" has anything resembling privacy.

[then again, he's ... used to cameras everywhere anyway, so.]

[kittyhell]

Most likely. I can't think of anything else it could be.

[kittyhell]

I've come to expect it, though that doesn't make it any less irritating.

[ninjamanager]

Lucky you. ... I was just connected recently, so. Ah...

[seriously was she just in a cat outfit a little bit ago -- no wonder the feed popped up on one of his surveillance monitors. place has a sense of humor. cat burglar. ha ha. very funny.]

Still getting used to it. [AHEM. remember your manners, man.] My name is Charles Ofdensen, I'm the manager of a band called Dethklok.

[starblaze]

I don't really understand what your new job exactly entails...

[kittyhell]

Well then, let's hope you have time to adjust before the community starts pulling out the heavy artillery.

[Sadly the community isn't usually so generous, or at least that's been in her experience.]

Dethlok? Never heard of it [manners are good] I'm Selina Kyle, it's a pleasure.

[kittyhell]

It is a little complicated.

[starblaze]

I sort of figured.

[notmyfirstrodeo]

Privacy's not big around here. [So this is Coulson's curious face. It looks like his usual face. All his faces do.]

[kittyhell]

Yes, the community is terribly invasive, but I guess I can deal with that...for now. [As long as her secret isn't spilled in her own world, but who cares, you look curious Coulson...she can tell...somehow.] Yes, dear?

[kittyhell]

Tonight was just the...audition.

[the_visitor]

Oh, this is much better.

[locked to Selina; shh pretend this is on time]

[trickstering]

Nothing worse than a pain in the neck, correct?

[locked to Selina; totally on time]

[kittyhell]

It's been a while, beautiful.

[locked; yes, go team]

[trickstering]

Too long. Is Catwoman a recent development?

[locked; team needs a name]

[kittyhell]

Oh yes, you know how it is...blow up a building or two, everyone freaks out and the authorities want to hunt you down like a dog. Catwoman is my alter ego.

What do you think?

[locked; team fucking awesome??]

[trickstering]

It has a good ring to it. I think it suits you.

[locked; team fucking awesome!...and we're better than you so don't fucking forget it!]

[kittyhell]

You flatter me, Isabella. I have a very powerful connection to cats...and eight lives left.

[locked; hell yes!]

[trickstering]

I suppose that would explain the fall.

[though oh yeah, right. He flips on the video feature.]

Proper introductions are probably in order. I am Loki, of Asgard. I needed something from that party, and it wouldn't have worked if everyone had suddenly realized it was actually me, thus a disguise was necessary.

[magic, it's useful.]

We were lucky to have met.

[locked;]

[kittyhell]

And how I was able to survive...absolutely.

[Oh my, she wasn't expecting this, but she definitely understands the need for different identity.]

So I was in the presence of mythology's most profound trickster and I didn't know it? You're truly a master of disguise...heh and I missed out, but how unfortunate...and you were in the presence of a cat burglar.

[If she could disguise herself like that she'd be all set.]

I'm feeling a change in the wind already. It's a pleasure to meet you again, Loki.