dramadramaduck | (no subject)

Exceptionally, I shall be using a more comfortable background for my opening post. Usually, I reserve this treatment for the posts I make in my own journal, but given the subject matter I will be broaching, I feel this is for the best.

There is an ever-growing influx of new users who cannot read my subtle white comments. This is absolutely normal, as I choose to speak in a manner not immediately obvious to those who have not been gifted with the abilities I possess. However, as amusing as it is to speak to people who can't read what I'm saying, it stopped being funny approximately thirty seconds ago. Here is what you should do:

If you access the community through a book or any other device affected by light, which, ordinarily, should be anything at all, simply hold the current page (or whatever your device may be) directly against a light source. My words are pure white, not transparent. You will be able to read them then.

If you access the community through a computer, then highlight the text, you chump.

Any other problem you may have reading my comments is none of my business.