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[docfoul]

Exceptionally, I shall be using a more comfortable background for my opening post. Usually, I reserve this treatment for the posts I make in my own journal, but given the subject matter I will be broaching, I feel this is for the best.

There is an ever-growing influx of new users who cannot read my subtle white comments. This is absolutely normal, as I choose to speak in a manner not immediately obvious to those who have not been gifted with the abilities I possess. However, as amusing as it is to speak to people who can't read what I'm saying, it stopped being funny approximately thirty seconds ago. Here is what you should do:

If you access the community through a book or any other device affected by light, which, ordinarily, should be anything at all, simply hold the current page (or whatever your device may be) directly against a light source. My words are pure white, not transparent. You will be able to read them then.

If you access the community through a computer, then highlight the text, you chump.

Any other problem you may have reading my comments is none of my business.

Comments

[aquaticrush]

Um, is this really necessary...?

[docfoul]

Evidently.
I don't like to waste my time stating the unnecessary, especially now that I am running out of it.

[aquaticrush]

Even so...

[docfoul]

Yes?

[second_star]

You could always just use something else.

[docfoul]

No.

[second_star]

[ That just gets a laugh out of him. ] That's rude. Why do you write like that anyway?

[docfoul]

Because I can.

[elloran]

Oh. Thank you for this!

[docfoul]

I am excellently helpful, as always.

[elloran]

Indeed! I hadn't realized that others had difficulty with your text. It shows up so easily against the pink background...I had thought your creativity would be equally enjoyable in all mediums.

[selfished]

And you really think people will just listen that easily? In that case you'd just be an idiot!

[docfoul]

I'm not.

[selfished]

Then why bother?

[tofu_idol]

...or you could just not type in white when you know most people have white backgrounds?

[docfoul]

No.

[tofu_idol]

Then why should any of us go to that much effort just to talk to you?

permatext

[callmeimouto]

Highlighting is obvious, moron.

[docfoul]

You would be surprised by the amount of people who fail to realise that.

[callmeimouto]

Then they're stupid.

[tenminutes]

Wow, someone must have ticked you off to get you borderline sassy.

[docfoul]

I'm not quite so easily annoyed.

[tenminutes]

So you just decided to make a post for the fun?

[ninjamanager]

A little wordy and pretentious, but useful information, regardless.

[ahem]

Thanks for that.

[docfoul]

Pretentious? I think not.
My tone was entirely appropriate.