[video]

[whysomean]

[The tiny camera turns on with a clicking noise. What can be seen: a greenish field. A treehouse waaay in the distance that looks like it'd come alive and start firing apples at you. Big poofy clouds in a big black nightish sky. And a bat that looks the way a kid would draw a bat. Just some triangles and glowing red eyes.

What can't be seen: Marceline, who's working camera.]

Hey guys. Check this out.

[It takes her a second to figure out how to zoom in, but once she does, she zooms in on the bat.]

A'right, you can do your thing now.

[The bat does a barrel roll and a backflip and leaves speedlines behind and looks all cool. The camera shakes a bit, too. The bat stops doing air ollies and such after a few seconds and takes a bow.]

Hey hey, I'd like to give a shout out to Ramone. [Says the bat.]

[Marceline swings the camera around so she can be seen. She's got little fangs and her hair's floating around which makes sense because she's floating, too.]

Pretty cool, right?

Comments

[fearleads]

*Applause!* Good job!

[whysomean]

Thanks, dude.

[fearleads]

I knew vampires could talk to bats, but I didn't know bats could do all that other stuff! Actually, there's a lot of scary-cool stuff I don't know about, which is why this community is so clawsome. What's your name?

[whysomean]

Yeah, well, congrats. Now you do.

Marceline. Sup.

[fearleads]

I'm Frankie! This community is the most terrorific thing I've ever seen. You're going to love it! Has everyone told you about it yet?

[whysomean]

Nope. What's so spooky bout it?

[fearleads]

You get to talk to people from all different worlds! And there are these things called viruses that can change you or make weird things happen to you! Not to mention everyone's lives and unlives look really interesting.

[whysomean]

Wait, weird for you or weird for me? [Her world features candy people and lumpy space princesses.]

[fearleads]

Weird for anybody else. *A dog-cat-monkey-bat-thing, stitched together just like Frankie is, runs around in the background chasing lab rats.*

[whysomean]

Oh, so like, bad hair day for us. [Oh neat.] Did you make that? Or did you just find it somewhere?

[fearleads]

Oh, Watzit? My dad made him for me. He made me, too.

[whysomean]

Uh... Yeah, that's how the whole dad thing works, isn't it?

[fearleads]

Most dads don't make their kids out of parts from the morgue.

[whysomean]

Details, details. Not really a big deal, right?

[fearleads]

I guess! Everyone here seems to think it is, though.

[whysomean]

Do you think it's a big deal? Like, if they didn't say anything.

[fearleads]

Not really. I mean, everyone's different, right?

[whysomean]

Same's boring after awhile. So it's no biggie about your dad.

[fearleads]

I guess that makes sense! What's your world like, Marceline?

[whysomean]

It's aright. Just stay away from the Candy Kingdom, it's way creepy over there.

[fearleads]

Who lives there? Gingerbread people?

[whysomean]

Yeah, and ice cream and doughnuts and junk.

[fearleads]

It does sound kind of creepy being in a world of people made of ice scream. You'd never know what you could eat.

[whysomean]

If they don't talk, you're probably good.

[fearleads]

Well, some of the creepateria food moves and has eyes...