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[heinz_doof]

Oh Vey. Anyone here know a good home remedy for nightmares? I'm desperate. I'll try anything. This lack of sleep is cutting into my creativy and my mood. For crying out loud. I haven't come up with anything ~evil~ for over a week. Speaking of evil, that evil jingle, someone rudely interrupted me while I was working on it.

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[deadlydoctor]

Ask someone to hit you in the heat and leave you unconscious.

Evil jingle?

[heinz_doof]

Har har har. I'm not that desperate or redundant.

But I suppose if none of the other suggentions work.

Oh, that. I was stealing these clowns for a fast food place that had this catchy jingle because I couldn't get it out of my head. So, I was like, steal all of the clowns and reprogram them with my jingle of evil and take over the ENTIRE TRI STATE AREA!

But of course, someone just had to come in and foil me while I was re writing the ~evil~ jingle.

[deadlydoctor]

You will be in a few days if you still can't sleep. I've heard that insomnia drives organics insane and then they die.

That's....original.

Who did that?

[heinz_doof]

Organics? What are you? Some kind of robot or something?

My nemesis, Perry the Platypus.

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[deadlydoctor]

Or something.

Your nemesis is a Platypus. Now THAT'S original.

video

[heinz_doof]

Oh. Oh, wow. You're more amazing then the machines I've created...

It is. He's a semi aquatic flying ball of fury.

video

[deadlydoctor]

Why, thank you. I took pride on my looks. But I wasn't built by anyone, keep that in mind.

But still a little small animal, right? Just shoot at him or put him on a cage.

[miraclefighter]

Mii. Would wine help?

[heinz_doof]

Mmmmm. I never thought of that. Where did you get that idea?

[miraclefighter]

Well my father used to drink wine with his buddies whenever he was stressed out.

[heinz_doof]

The more you know.... Do you have a good relationship with your father?

[miraclefighter]

Yes, I did. Sadly he's not here anymore.

[heinz_doof]

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm evil but good evil.

[miraclefighter]

It's quite alright. Mii. There's a good evil?

[heinz_doof]

Yes. When you're evil but you know where to draw the line. Not killing your nemsis for example.

[miraclefighter]

Ah. So it's cat and mouse, but without the killing?

[heinz_doof]

Well, ja. I always say I'm going to destory him but... Between you and me I don't think I could.

[miraclefighter]

Mii. Well who does want to destroy their best friend?

[heinz_doof]

He's also my nemisis so it makes things a bit complicated, you see and I'm not sure.

[miraclefighter]

Ooh, I see.

[heinz_doof]

You do?

[hippie_hacker]

Evil jingle?

[heinz_doof]

See above. I gave my lengthy dialogue already. Sorry, that's just how I roll.

..Wait, I'm evil. So, I'm not sorry.