[Video]

[howbadcanibe]

[The video starts in the trúffula valley. There's less tress than before but there's still hundreds of them, however, there's also something else. On top of the hill there's a hug ass monstrosity giant thneed factory. Once-ler is in front of the door, looking really proud of himself and dressed like the bastard son of Willy Wonka and a leprechaun.]

Isn't it beautiful? I designed it myself and It's always making new thneds, all day and all night. [He looks so very proud.] Such a boost for the economy. I need so many people to work in there that is like a small town in itself, mmh..

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Permavid;

[omnomsgods]

[ After the wasteland on earth she created during the bad end virus- after knowing that she had thought that wasteland was beautiful- she's not sure what to think anymore about the lack of trees and blue sky. ] Ah... it's... very cloudy there.

Re: Permavid;

[howbadcanibe]

[There is still some blue sky in there, no worries. Not for long, but there is.]

Yes it looks like today it might rain. [Can you spell DENIAL?]

It's been some time since we talked, how you been doing?

[omnomsgods]

Fine. [ A bit confused since the virus, but fine. ]

What's a thneed?

[asdamaged]

Congratulations. It's a nice factory.

[howbadcanibe]

Good to know. [Once-ler missed most of the virus's shenanigans because he figured that so many people dying had to be the community's fault. And those weren't customers, so he didn't really care much.]

My invention! I explained it a few month ago, here. You would look even more dashing in one.

[omnomsgods]

...It's a stretchy scarf? Why would I want one of those?

[howbadcanibe]

[Once-ler takes off his hat and bows for her.] Rita, thank you so much. I worked really hard to accomplish.

[howbadcanibe]

No not it's many things at once. It can turn into practically anything. Even into a bowtie like the one you are wearing, but it will make your hair softer.

[omnomsgods]

Heeh, really? [ That would be helpful because she doesn't brush her hair! ] ...Do thneeds come in green?

[Video]

[twotailmechanic]

[He's seriously getting Eggman vibes from Once-ler right now.] Isn't that a little too much? If you keep going at that rate, you'll run out of trees, not to mention the long-term effects it can have both on your business and the environment.

[howbadcanibe]

Yes, it's one of its many advantges [Once-ler sigh. Every time he mentions thneeds people ask him if he got those in green.] No, only pink orange and yellow.

[Video]

[howbadcanibe]

[He's just another businessman, comparing him to Eddgman so soon is going a bit too far. he dresses better, that suit is tailored]

What is it too much? It's just the right size for a factory that needs to make a product quickly. The market is very demanding those days.

[papshooshing]

LOOKS JUST AS LAME AS THE LAST TIME YOU THREW OUT YOUR SHITTY SALES PITCH.

[omnomsgods]

Mm...[ On one hand green is her preferred color. On the other, getting a different color- why, that's a little rebellious, isn't it? ] Which one do you think would look nice for me?

[madeitsquare]

Looking good, lad!

[howbadcanibe]

Thanks, Scrooge. All is going more than well.

[howbadcanibe]

Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of me being successful.

[papshooshing]

HERE'S A VALUABLE LIFE LESSON THAT I HOPE YOU TAKE TO HEART:
WHEN YOU SEEM THE MOST SUCCESSFUL
CHANCES ARE YOU'RE GOING TO FALL FLAT ON YOUR FACE AND PLUMMET STRAIGHT INTO OBLIVION.
WHAT *YOU* DEEM AS "SUCCESSFUL" MIGHT NOT BE WHAT FATE, DESTINY, AND ALL THAT SHIT DEEM AS THE BEST POSSIBLE SCENARIO.

[howbadcanibe]

[Verr rebellious. And profitable for him.] Hm...pink will match your pretty eyes better.

[howbadcanibe]

Did that happen to you, frowny face? That's why you are being such a philosophical sourpuss?

How many life lessons can a 13 years old troll know, I wonder.

[papshooshing]

MORE THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE.
MORE THAN YOU PROBABLY FUCKING WILL, THAT'S FOR SURE.

[omnomsgods]

[ Oh Onceler, how you know how to compliment a girl. ] Oh? What can I trade for one?

[Video] Best typo for Eggman's name ever. XD

[twotailmechanic]

[You can blame Eggman for that. Often when he sees a factory, his mind automatically thinks of Eggman.] Well the part you said that it working both day and night concerned me a little. I understand demand can be high, but shouldn't you pace yourself? I would suggest only cutting down a certain amount at a time, then plant or let more grow. That way, there's a certain control that doesn't go too far and the animals can still have a home. At least, that's how it works where I'm from.

Also, those smoke stacks looked a little too high for comfort. Making those too high can really pollute the air.

[Video] orz I didn't even notice XD

[howbadcanibe]

[Yeah, good point.] Don't worry I am sleeping all my hours and so is doing my employees, we have a lot of shifts. [COMPLETELY MISSING THE POINT.] And there's a lot of trees, stop worrying so much you sounds like the Lorax.

If I make them lover the people will be breathing smoke, Tauils.

[howbadcanibe]

[He's learning. Slowly.] Uhm..you has the ability to worldhop, right? I don't have to go anywhere now but if I ever need a ride can I call you?