[Video]

[howbadcanibe]

[The video starts in the trúffula valley. There's less tress than before but there's still hundreds of them, however, there's also something else. On top of the hill there's a hug ass monstrosity giant thneed factory. Once-ler is in front of the door, looking really proud of himself and dressed like the bastard son of Willy Wonka and a leprechaun.]

Isn't it beautiful? I designed it myself and It's always making new thneds, all day and all night. [He looks so very proud.] Such a boost for the economy. I need so many people to work in there that is like a small town in itself, mmh..

Comments

Permavid;

[omnomsgods]

[ After the wasteland on earth she created during the bad end virus- after knowing that she had thought that wasteland was beautiful- she's not sure what to think anymore about the lack of trees and blue sky. ] Ah... it's... very cloudy there.

Re: Permavid;

[howbadcanibe]

[There is still some blue sky in there, no worries. Not for long, but there is.]

Yes it looks like today it might rain. [Can you spell DENIAL?]

It's been some time since we talked, how you been doing?

[omnomsgods]

Fine. [ A bit confused since the virus, but fine. ]

What's a thneed?

[asdamaged]

Congratulations. It's a nice factory.

[howbadcanibe]

[Once-ler takes off his hat and bows for her.] Rita, thank you so much. I worked really hard to accomplish.

[Video]

[twotailmechanic]

[He's seriously getting Eggman vibes from Once-ler right now.] Isn't that a little too much? If you keep going at that rate, you'll run out of trees, not to mention the long-term effects it can have both on your business and the environment.

[Video]

[howbadcanibe]

[He's just another businessman, comparing him to Eddgman so soon is going a bit too far. he dresses better, that suit is tailored]

What is it too much? It's just the right size for a factory that needs to make a product quickly. The market is very demanding those days.

[papshooshing]

LOOKS JUST AS LAME AS THE LAST TIME YOU THREW OUT YOUR SHITTY SALES PITCH.

[howbadcanibe]

Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of me being successful.

[madeitsquare]

Looking good, lad!

[howbadcanibe]

Thanks, Scrooge. All is going more than well.

[stillneedawish]

Ah, um... well, it does look pretty impressive!

[howbadcanibe]

Madoka long time no see you!

Thanks!

No alien cat rabbit showed up again in your life or did they? [See, he didn't forget about it.]

[second_star]

[ ...For some reason, the sight of that pissed him off. ]

You're really getting big, huh, Once-ler. [ He didn't even let the nickname split, this time. This wasn't Wancy. ]

[howbadcanibe]

[U jelly Yuri?]

It was about time, don't you think? [He's not even that mean yet, come on.]

[heinz_doof]

All that pollution is so beauitful looking.

[howbadcanibe]

[Ah, you had to mention that.]

And who you might be, sir?

[eldesthatter]

Ah...

[She has a few thoughts about the factory but dares not say, so instead...]

What is a Thneed?

[howbadcanibe]

A thneed is something everyone needs! I explained it a few month ago, here.

[the_visitor]

Its hideous.

[Cuts right to the point, doesn't she?]

[howbadcanibe]

That's rude. [:|]

[Video]

[akatsukivampire]

[He's staring into the camera, his good eye cold. He says nothing for several beats, then...]

I can see a lot of environmental protection regulations being mutilated, never mind violated...

[Video]

[howbadcanibe]

Then you need to check your eyesight because we didn't break any laws so far, we made sure of it.

[makewayforroze]

I can tell you've been working very hard.

[howbadcanibe]

Roze, hello! Yes, you really have no idea. It was worth it.