Agent Phil Coulson (
notmyfirstrodeo) wrote in
dramadramaduck2012-08-19 01:04 am
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[It's a video feed. A very dramatic video feed. There is a shadow in silhouette, but instead of the moon behind him, it's very obviously artificial light, probably a spotlight up on some helicopter pad. SHIELD installations are well-equipped.
A breeze picks up, and an equally dramatic rush of papers fly by, what little can be seen are obviously classified reports, much of the information redacted.
The silhouette steps forward then, and there's really no mistaking Coulson.
Except he's not in a suit. He's in a very short skirt. Black. Still wearing a tie though. Some things are a universal constant.]
There's obviously some evil plot going on now. Some sinister scheme that we're only seeing the beginnings of.
But know this!
Wherever evil is lurking, I will find it! I am...
The sailor soldier of Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics!
Sailor SHIELD!
[And he strikes a pose, though it's much more "gun drawn and aimed at the camera" than anything else.]
In the name of SHIELD
I will debrief you!
A breeze picks up, and an equally dramatic rush of papers fly by, what little can be seen are obviously classified reports, much of the information redacted.
The silhouette steps forward then, and there's really no mistaking Coulson.
Except he's not in a suit. He's in a very short skirt. Black. Still wearing a tie though. Some things are a universal constant.]
There's obviously some evil plot going on now. Some sinister scheme that we're only seeing the beginnings of.
But know this!
Wherever evil is lurking, I will find it! I am...
The sailor soldier of Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics!
Sailor SHIELD!
[And he strikes a pose, though it's much more "gun drawn and aimed at the camera" than anything else.]
In the name of SHIELD
I will debrief you!

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Agent Coulson?
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Oh wait.]
No, I'm Sailor SHIELD. Defender of the innocent.
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Captain Rogers. Is there something wrong?
[Because if there is, Sailor SHIELD is totally on the case.]
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I'm not sure. The situation is a little tarfu but ...you just uh-- debrief people. I guess.
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Don't mind him blushing.] My legs aren't the issue. Evil is afoot!
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But she'll keep it to herself...because who is she to judge really.] I'm sorry, I just can't get over your legs. So what is this evil?
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debriefing's one i haven't heard before.
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That is, if he hadn't been affected by the virus himself. Which explains the slight changes to his ghost form. The tiny white mask. The white cape blowing in an inexplicable breeze. And can't forget the rose in his hand.
Say hello to Tuxedo Phantom.]
No matter the pestilential plot, evil will never triumph!
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Exactly! It can't be allowed to succeed. The forces of good can never rest.
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[Please don't mind the civilian asking you questions, Coulson. Because he is definitely a civilian and an absolutely normal citizen, rather than a gentleman in a tuxedo who regularly aids those who need it.]
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[Hello civilian. No suspicions here. Yet.]
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[Also he totally felt compelled to make a speech.]
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[Says the man striking a dramatic pose in a miniskirt.]
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Sir there are children in this community....perhaps you should put on some pants.
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The skirt is the least of anyone's worries, children or otherwise. There is a major threat upon us.
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Somehow I don't believe that's anywhere near standard issue.
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Not standard issue sir. Nothing standard about the destiny that comes with it either.
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