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[swordplay]

[The video turns on to show a city, very similar to Zanarkand before it was destroyed. Suddenly, amidst the chatter screaming can be heard as several fiends appear out of nowhere to attack. Everything seems hopeless when...]

Stop right there!

[Someone starts approaching, and once closer he might be familiar, despite the outfit change which happens to be in his favorite colors: yellow and black. Shouting through his megaphone, he continues on.]

You've had your fun in my town for too long! Now it's time for good to finally score its winning goal. You don't stand a chance against me! I've been training for a while three hours for this chance. Give me all you got, because Sailor Sunshine isn't going to go easy on you!

[With that, he conjures his magical, sparkly Blitzball, bouncing it a few times before smiling cheerfully.]

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[Video]

[spandexed]

[So obviously the community is going crazy. Peter mostly has considered popping some popcorn and trying to figure this out.

Instead, he's speaking up.]

Wow, so, ah... Nice megaphone.

Is this usual for you? Because I really think something odd is going on.

[Video]

[swordplay]

[Oh. Oh no. Someone saw that? And...well, no, it would have been awkward no matter who. Of course, he'll just try to shrug this off]

Thanks. It's for...justice, and fighting, and that sort of thing.

Of-- no, but I know what I'm doing. What makes you say that something odd's happening?

[Video]

[spandexed]

Because... there's... well. There's a lot of noise on the network. About justice. And good and evil. And umm... Sailor... things.

[Sheepish grin, bit of a cringe.] Kind of unusual, you know?

[Video]

[swordplay]

Maybe they thought it would just make more sense to fight all at once? Like an...

An army of Sailor Justice!

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[spandexed]

No... yeah, I can totally see that. Team justice. Yay.

Or... And this, well, just a theory. Maybe this is one of those virus things people are always talking about.

[Video]

[swordplay]

...Considering the outfits, that might make more sense.

[Video]

[spandexed]

I guess time will tell. Viruses are usually temporary, right?

So uh... either way, definitely good luck fighting the forces of evil. It's a pretty good goal no matter what this is.

[Video]

[swordplay]

They are-- I've got an idea! We should all use the power of good to beat all of the viruses so there aren't anymore and the Community gets better!

[Video]

[spandexed]

[Peter is pretty sure he's heard an idea like this on saturday morning cartoons.]

That'd be nice, actually. Think we could manage it? I don't really have much to offer, but hey, I'll cheer you guys on.

[Video]

[swordplay]

[If Zanarkand had those kind of cartoons, that's where Tidus would draw his inpsiration from.]

As long as we don't forget our real goal, I know we can't lose. And cheering's the best support any ath-- Sailor can have!

[Video]

[spandexed]

That so? Never really met a uh... sailor. Of this sort. So it's kind of news to me.

[Video]

[swordplay]

I think it's the same with any heroes. Cheering always reminds the person to keep fighting, so I think most people appreciate it.

[Video]

[spandexed]

Well that makes sense. Moral... moral support, right?

[Video]

[swordplay]

Yeah, but only for the right goal.

[Video]

[spandexed]

The right goal? And what would that be? You know, in this case.

[Video]

[swordplay]

Our goal is to not just stop a few bad guys and then grow lazy and say we won, but to entirely end the spiral of evil! We can't lose sight of the reason we keep fighting, and I won't accept anything less. I'll keep fighting like the sun keeps shining light until every person out there feels safe!

[Video]

[spandexed]

[Peter is listening. And blinking. And nodding.]

Yeah. That's a pretty impressive goal all right. Lofty and uh... righteous too.

[Video]

[swordplay]

Thanks, I made it up just now. I guess I'll go along with it if it sounds okay.

[Video]

[spandexed]

[...who is this guy seriously? Peter just dissolves into laughter.]

That's...t hat's fantastic.

[Video]

[swordplay]

[He smiles sheepishly, scratching the back of his head.]

Yeah this whole thing is...fantastic.

[Video]

[spandexed]

Definitely the word for it, I think.

So you know, uh.. Sailor Sunshine, was it? Nice to umm, meet you.

[Video]

[swordplay]

Easy for you to say.

Nice to meet you too! Uhm...I don't know your name.

[Video]

[spandexed]

Oh! Right. I'm Peter.

Video

[nofarplaneyet]

I see you're working on your technique. Good job, Sailor Sunshine. *This from Sailor Sake himself, wearing long sleeved and long red skirts with high boots and armed with his trusty bottle of sake and his big ass sword.*

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[swordplay]

When fighting evil, I'll always be sober enough to keep getting better. [Oh thank fayth the skirts are long.]

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[nofarplaneyet]

*He's thankful too*

I am always sober enough to fight!

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[swordplay]

That doesn't mean you're sober enough. Besides, I never pictured that stuff to be what...good smells like.

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[nofarplaneyet]

Good isn't all rainbows and happiness there, SUNSHINE.

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[swordplay]

I know it's not, but I didn't think it would be centuries old booze.

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[nofarplaneyet]

((OOC: pffff))

If I was drinking something that old, I should be dead already.

Video

[swordplay]

((OOC: <3!))

Maybe you will die from it, soon.

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[novicius]

Buona fortuna. I wish you luck.

[La Maschera is definitely watching to see how well he does.]

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[swordplay]

Who needs luck when the power of Justice is our ally?

[He blinks, a little confused.]

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[novicius]

[He laughs a little.]

Of course. I am simply wishing you well. There was a reason you were chosen after all, sì?

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[swordplay]

Uh, yeah, I was thinking it was a mistake. Thanks though.

[doyoufondue]

[ what even with this virus. et tu, tidus? ]

The megaphone is a nice touch.

[swordplay]

Thanks! It's a megaphone of Justice.

[he smiles brightly.]

[number1112]

Who's Sailor Sunshine...?

[swordplay]

I am! I fight for good, as bright as the sun itself!

[number1112]

You don't look quite like yourself...

[swordplay]

Uh...how would you know what I look like? Am I familiar to you or something? [Sailor Sunshine is not a good liar.]

[number1112]

Tidus... It's me. 11-12.

[swordplay]

Who's this Tidus guy?

[number1112]

... Aren't you?

[swordplay]

No! I've never heard of him!

[number1112]

But I thought...

I must have been mistaken. Sorry.

[yacantdoitkid]

Sailor Sunshine?

[Sailor Profanity or whatever we decided his name is, yeah, this dude is snorting with laughter here]

[swordplay]

Like you can laugh, old man! [He glares.] You look stupid!

[yacantdoitkid]

Yeah? [Snort!] At least my name ain't "Sailor Sunshine"