[text; anonymous]

[docfoul]

[Elsewhere, on a strange green satellite that simply started to orbit... some world... one day...

The right-hand man of an indestructible demon sits in a grandiose green room.

And watches.

He never really grows tired of watching, but every so often, he must act. This is one such occasion. However, as always, he is discreet.]



Kekfa may seem like a clown, but he is dangerous and, yes, extremely powerful. You can try all you want, but you cannot possibly hope to defeat him without help.

I can provide such help.

[And now he waits.]

Comments

[sandinmyboots]

Would you bugger off, Scratch? I know it's you. You're even worse than I am, you smuggy cueball.

[anon forever]

[docfoul]

Who?

[sandinmyboots]

You're the only person I know who types in white. Cut that out!

[docfoul]

Very well.
I don't see why my identity matters, though. All I said was the truth.

[sandinmyboots]

Yeah, and the cure's even worse than the disease when it comes to you. You and that Kyubey! I can't go two feet without stepping on a cueball or a cubey these days!

[docfoul]

I'm sorry, what are you comparing me to him for?

[sandinmyboots]

Both of you don't tell the whole truth about what you're offering.

[docfoul]

I answer what I am asked, provided that I can.

[heavenlyhome]

Ah. Might I ask what sort of help that is?

[docfoul]

I can lend power to those willing.

[heavenlyhome]

My apologies. I do not understand.

[docfoul]

I think I'm being quite clear.

[heavenlyhome]

You give others power. That is, you tutor them?

[docfoul]

Yes.

[heavenlyhome]

That is kind of you. May I ask what it is you tutor them in, specifically? A sort of marital art?

[docfoul]

I tutor them in whatever they may need to achieve their goals.

[heavenlyhome]

You must have a very board base of knowledge.

[Video]

[material_guy]

[The feed is dark and generally grainy; one probably can't even tell, with nothing clearly visible to scale in the shot, that the figure speaking (with a computer distorted voice, no less) is under a foot tall... That is, if one weren't Scratch, whose omniscience might just make him aware that he's talking to a tiny, tiny Greed. Who provides magical items and guidance to chosen magical girls.]

And what are you wanting out of it?

[Asks the power-granting mascot character.]

[text forever :T]

[docfoul]

You have nothing to offer me, so why ask at all?

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[soulfist]

Why in the world are you wanting to defeat someone like that? He's very funny~ And even more funny to look at!

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[docfoul]

Personally, I agree.
But it would be within mankind's best interests to stop him.

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[soulfist]

Mankinds? Is he that much of a threat?

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[docfoul]

He seeks to destroy everything.
So, the answer is yes.

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[soulfist]

No one is able to destroy everything, believe me.

[docfoul]

A bold statement.
Can you back it up?

[soulfist]

Not really, it's just an opinion.

[docfoul]

You know, humans like to state all opinions are valid, and thus should not be spoken against.
They're wrong.

[soulfist]

I'm not a human, silly~ They are very opinionated though.

[docfoul]

Yes. That is precisely my point.