Utena no Sekai [Video/Audio]

[of_many_treasures]

[There's a Kaitou on the screen again. He looks rather pleased with himself as he's tapping on an iPad he obtained illegally.]

Hey community, I'm putting up a ad on Ebay. how does this sound?

Offering 1 Princess, mint condition, goes by the name of Princess Utena. Will trade for treasure of equal value. Must be mint condition. Serious buyers please.

]And there's a picture of Utena too.]

In short, I got myself a princess. Magical Girls may attempt a rescue at this address. [Attaches an address.]

Comments

[ audio ]

[baaaaseball]

Name your price.

Re: [ audio ]

[of_many_treasures]

Hmm... how about...

The Greatest Treasure in the Universe?

[ audio ]

[baaaaseball]

I'm afraid that might be a little subjective. If you could be more specific, I am sure I could meet your price.

Re: [ audio ]

[of_many_treasures]

Oh it's a reality altering wish.

[ audio ]

[baaaaseball]

[ ...He knew what he was hinting at. ]

I'm afraid we might have to negotiate the price a little bit.

Re: [ audio ]

[of_many_treasures]

Really? I don't sell cheap you know.

[ifbymyhands]

*Sailor Star Believer twitches and slams her fist down on the desk.*

Utena! No way!

[of_many_treasures]

Yep. It wasn't easy obtaining this treasure, not without harming her.

[ifbymyhands]

What do you want? Are you with that strange woman?

[of_many_treasures]

I'm sort of a freelancer. I'm doing this... because I want to.

[ifbymyhands]

Obviously we're not going to let you do that. Just like the senshi of this world protect their princess, we live first and foremost to protect ours!

[of_many_treasures]

Well you have a map if you want to attempt a rescue. Go right ahead!

[text, anon forever]

[dekillerqueen]

Treating women like objects... How dreadful.

Thank you for leaving your address.

Re: [text, anon forever]

[of_many_treasures]

You're welcome. Care to walk into the ambush then I take it?

[Kaitou... will not be there. Maybe a few Riotroopers but he will so totally not be there.]

[dekillerqueen]

I can only hope it will provide a decent challenge.

[of_many_treasures]

Oh it will. No worries about that.

[dekillerqueen]

Then I shall look forward to it.

[And pretend this is signed with a seashell shh.]

[of_many_treasures]

Great, see you then.

[oh totally.]

[everything_is_dangerous]

Hmm, ambitious. I don't think you generally barter on Ebay, though.

[Really. That's your objection there? Even as a phantom thief type, still.]

I might consider it, but I don't really have much use for a princess.

[of_many_treasures]

I know. I'm just putting it out for the hell of it. It's not every day I obtain treasure like this.

[Oh no, his real objective is just simply trolling. On a grand scale.]

She's able to take care of herself in a fight though.

[everything_is_dangerous]

Ah. I do hope you remembered to warn her that our sort don't fight fair.

[Because really, it's boring without a challenge, but losing that easily is no fun at all.]

[of_many_treasures]

Oh she's plenty aware I don't fight fair.

[everything_is_dangerous]

Now she is, certainly.

[aburningspirit]

She ain't beat your ass yet?

[of_many_treasures]

Nope! Not at all.