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This is the best thing ever. The clothes are great and I'm the princess of melted cheese.

Why does melted cheese need a princess?

It's an important job.

Yeah? What does it involve?

... all sorts of stuff. Rescuing people from processed cheese spread and villains.

Sounds like the plot for a video game.

It would be an awesome video game.

I would totally play it.

Finn, you'd play any video game.

That's 'cause video games rock.

At least you're not acting like it's normal. Rose is acting like I shouldn't be surprised by this.

But... melted cheese? Seriously?

Of course it's normal. I'm Sailor Fondue.

You were talking like it was new.

... Sailor Fondue. Right.

It's a new uniform.

I am. Sweet lady kisses by moonlight, melted cheese weblogs by daylight. Duh.

That... huh? Seriously, what? Is that your themesong?

It's an awesome theme song. I came up with it in ten minutes. I think it works.

... This whole virus is weird.

What virus? There's a virus? Is it desecrating the population?

Maybe I should get to work, then.

Melted cheese? Like fondue?

Exactly. I'm Sailor Fondue!

I thought you were the princess of unicorns.

Unicorns eat fondue. And sprinkles.

I wonder what fondue with sprinkles would taste like.

Anything tastes better with sprinkles. It's like bacon and horseradish.

I'm totally craving bacon right now.

You should try it with peanut butter.

That's an interesting combo.

We should have a food party.

We could, but Sailor Fondue is a very busy person.

I beg you pardon?

Sailor Fondue. Always ready to save the day or any really lame parties with crappy snacks.

You do the world a great service.

I try to do my part.

.... not just the one in my hair.

Of course.

Carry on, Sailor Fondue.

Yes sir~