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[harpbeat]

So, personally, I think this blind date thing is stupid, but I found her list of pairs and figured I'd give you all a warning about who's getting who.

Elektra & John Blake
William Birkin & Utsuho Reiuji
Minatsuki Takami & Denzel Crocker
Albert Wesker & Blind Mag
Sena Kashiwazaki & Free
Farfarello & Rose
Kasumi Tendou & Tails
Yuri Lowell & Eater
River Tam & Roxas
Kyousuke Natsumi & Rika Furude
Celty Sturluson & Sollux Captor
Muraki & Black Rock Shooter
Roze & Jay
Leila & Tidus
Roxy Lalonde & Onceler
Madoka Kaname & Shelly de Killer
Castiel & Aya Shameimaru
Kudo Himiko & Buffy Summers
Darcy & Dead Master

I feel really bad for the guy she paired herself with.

Comments

[Locked to Wesker]

[unknownrival]

[This is all his fault, this is all his fault, this is all his fault...]

Albert Wesker. You lay one hand on her and you are DEAD.

[Locked to Wesker]

[tyranngott]

Regretting your lack of judgement? Perhaps this will teach you a thorough lesson about meddling.

[originaldragoon]

Why am I not surprised that this version of you is posting this?

Who is Farfarello anyway?

[harpbeat]

A) it's one of her dumb things. B) who knows.

[crackpotcrocker]

WHAT?! I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS!

[harpbeat]

Then somebody else signed you up.

[morethanseeing]

Oh? I didn't know I was signed up for this.

But it looks like it will be interesting nonetheless.

[unknownrival]

If he hurts you he's dead.

[tyranngott]

It would be wise if you told me a bit about yourself. Things you enjoy doing, so on and so forth.

After all, I'd hate to be a boring date. [He knows you're listening, Issei, and he hopes it grates on every nerve.]

[goddamnshit]

What the fuck is this?!

And why the hell'm I paired with that pervert?!?

[mightletyouknowme]

Who are you calling a pervert?! You obviously did something to cheat!

[harpbeat]

Luck of the draw.

[akatsukivampire]

Hm... I regret that I don't know this Black Rock Shooter, though I suppose that is the whole point in the match that was made?

They do have a rather unusual name....

[starblaze]

Ah... that would be me... [NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE EITHER, DUDE.]

[harpbeat]

She drew names out of a hat.

[soulfist]

Blind dates! I wasn't invited either. [ she'll just pout now ]

[harpbeat]

She ran it for what, three weeks?

[thekidsare0kay]

waiit.
what?

[harpbeat]

Blind dates. One of the dumber ideas we've run into.

[antibadstuff]

Okay, who do I have to stake? And who's Kudo?

[harpbeat]

A nice girl.

[starblaze]

... ... Is this mandatory?

[harpbeat]

Yep.

[dekillerqueen]

Excuse me, but what is my name doing there?

[harpbeat]

Entered by somebody else.

[callmeaniki]

I guess I should be glad she missed me out, huh? [forever alone, loserface.]

[harpbeat]

She wants you aaaall to herself.

[second_star]

...Alright, whoever signed me up for this, I'm going to kick your ass.

[harpbeat]

And we see the man himself. It will suck, and I'm sorry.

[everything_is_dangerous]

... Am I the only person who actually signed myself up for this?

I suppose I should see who this Tidus is, then.

[windgodgirl]

Not at all. I thought this would be fun.

[twotailmechanic]

I didn't sign up for this.

[loyalbound]

Nor did I. It would appear someone took the decision out of our hands.

[seasaltzombie]

Wait. What?

[harpbeat]

Somebody else signed you up.