video backdated to the 19 // magical girls desuuuu

[aburningspirit]

[whatever is left of this bedroom is completely wrecked.  torn pages of comics, broken wood, bent metal...the place looks like a hurricane tore through it.  that hurricane's name is 'thor and kamina'.  the two are sprawled out in a corner within arm's length of one another, punching each other in the head once they've gathered enough strength.]

Admit that Tuxedo Jane is my true love, [thor mumbles.]

No.

[cue more exhausted punching.

might i point out they're dressed in poofy skirts with tons of lace?]

Comments

1/? stop making me keel over in laughter guys oh my god

[novicius]

[What.]

(action.)

[godofabs]

(magical asgardian headlock shimasu!!!) Say it, Kamina!

[novicius]

[Okay that.

Just.

What.]

[novicius]

[Usually La Maschera knows what to say in something like this.

Actually he's trying to think of something to say right now.]

[novicius]

[...Nope. He has no words.]

(action.)

[aburningspirit]

[STOP CRUSHING MY WINDPIPE STUPID EVASIVE MANEUVERS]

YOU'RE A FAT ASGARDIAN WHO CAN'T ASK OUT ONE MASKED GIRL CAUSE YOU'RE TOO CHICKEN

(action.)

[godofabs]

(FAT???? FAT???? LOOK WHO'S TALKING SAILOR TUBBY.)

I dare you to say that again.

5/5 video;

[novicius]

[So he simply just... laughs. Not a big one, but definitely an amused one.]

Are you two ladies finished fighting, or should I come back at another time?

(action.)

[aburningspirit]

[OOOOOOH GURRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLL]

FAT ASGARDIAN CHICKEN

(action.)

[godofabs]

(CHICKEN

CHICKEN

CHICKEN)

And Master Fowl, pray how is the Queen Sheryl? Does she know you exist yet?

[godofabs]

(RAWWWRGHHH

shut up you don't even go here.)

[novicius]

[lol u mad bro?

AT LEAST HE DOESN'T SPEND HIS TIME PUNCHING HIS TEAMMATES WHEN HE SHOULD BE SAVING THE CITY]

[godofabs]

(UHHHH HE IS ??? THIS IS IMPORTANT. )

[novicius]

[IF IT'S SO IMPORTANT BRO, JUST ASK HER ALREADY.]

[godofabs]

(YOU DON't JUST ASK OUT TUXEDO JANE.)

(action.)

[aburningspirit]

[cocky grin] We talked the other day!

Permavid;

[omnomsgods]

[ Have a mascot bird character being v. disappointed with the both of you, gosh!! ] Oi, oi, oi! Sailor Scouts like you shouldn't be fighting each other!

(action.)

[godofabs]

Distinction between talking to you and at you should be made.

[novicius]

[UM ACTUALLY YOU JUST DO. IT'S REALLY EASY.

1. FIND TUXEDO JANE

2. ASK HER OUT

3. GET LAID

SEE, DONE. THERE YOU GO.]

ditto!

[aburningspirit]

THOR STARTED IT

(action.)

[aburningspirit]

She talked to me! Promise! Manly Sailor Senshi don't lie!

[aburningspirit]

Shut up, Ezio.

[omnomsgods]

Don't tell me you forgotten what are the most important things to defeating evil! Friendship, love...., and teamwork!

(action.)

[godofabs]

And yet, you call me such names as chicken.

[godofabs]

Kamina spews lies as if he were to know what true love is.