[Voice]

[tyranngott]

A proposition for the viable females of the community. [Unfortunately, Wesker has been given things to think about, and so you can blame Klavier for this new little... revelation he's had.]

I am interested in whether or not I can produce a healthy child. You would, of course, be well paid for your time. One million USD for successful copulation. Four and a half million for the nine months you would endure. Four and a half million for a live birth. I have no interest in the fate of said child once I've determined if it is healthy. You may do with it as you wish.

[Really just seeing if he gets any interest at all, more than anything. It would be easier here than arranging something in his world, where his activities are constantly being scanned for.]

Comments

[mightletyouknowme]

Pervert.

jf;lsdkfja

[tyranngott]

You're a little young.

[makewayforroze]

Are you serious?

[tyranngott]

I have no reason not to be.

[leucotomy]

Why would you want to see if you could if you don't want a child?

[tyranngott]

Plans for the future.

[Video]

[material_guy]

USD. US Dollars. As in, one of them buys about one bottle of pop.

[Video]

[tyranngott]

As in, ten million of them would by about ten million bottles of pop.

[greeneyed_demon]

That's a bit disturbing.

[tyranngott]

So hang up.

[morethanseeing]

....I think there are clinics for such things. [wtf]

[tyranngott]

If it were that simple, I would have made use of such an option.

[delilahs_reaper]

I would suggest simply finding a willing woman at a tavern somewhere and poking a hole or two in a prophylactic. It'd save you the money.

[tyranngott]

If it were so easy, I would take you up on that suggestion.

[originaldragoon]

What in Soa's name? Why produce a child if you are not going to be interested in it after it is born?

[tyranngott]

It might have a chance to live that way.

[tenminutes]

You must be loaded.

[ She's not remotely interested or qualified or in need of cash, but that's still a lot of money for something you could do by hiring a prostitute or something. ]

[tyranngott]

Yes, I suppose. [He's managed to compile a fair amount of wealth for himself.]

[tipton]

[wow someone with as much money as her]

Don't babies come from starks?

adf;lasjg, perfect.

[tyranngott]

[Wow, give him a minute.]

Apparently not.

Permavid;

[hugmyscythe]

Stop.

Permavid;

[tyranngott]

I think not.

because how could he not respond to this

[glimmerous_fop]

You really were serious?

[tyranngott]

Call it curiosity.

[touchofgenius]

What are you doing. What are you doing!?

[tyranngott]

William, don't be an idiot. What does it look like?

[voice/locked because you are supposed to be a responsible adult wesker]

[touchedbygenius]

[a quiet stream of nervous laughter? really, where else can you go with this.]

Albert? Albert Wesker? Is that you? What are you doing?

[voice/locked it is a lie]

[tyranngott]

Annette. Where are you?

[locked]

[wearsmanymasks]

Ohhh no. No, no, no. I turn around for five minutes, and this is what I see when I look back?

[locked]

[tyranngott]

My utmost sympathy to your awful plight.