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[notjustathief]

[Do you remember how during the last virus, Eames was Tuxedo Forger? Well, the tuxedo is back out, only without the mask. And Eames is also carrying a cane as well.

Did you know Eames can dance? Eames can apparently dance. Because this happens:]

Have you seen the well-to-do
Up and down Park Avenue?
On that famous thoroughfare
With their noses in the air

High hats and narrow collars
White spats and lots of dollars
Spending every dime
For a wonderful time

Now, if you're blue
And you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits

Puttin' on the Ritz!

Different types who wear a daycoat
Pants with stripes and cutaway coat
Perfect fits

Puttin' on the Ritz!

Dressed up like a million dollar trooper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper
Super-duper

Come, let's mix where Rockefellers
Walk with sticks or "umberellas"
In their mitts

Puttin' on the Ritz!

Tips his hat just like an English chappie
To a lady with a wealthy pappy
Very snappy

You'll declare it's simply topping
To be there and hear them swapping
Smart tidbits

Puttin' on the Ritz!

[When he finishes, he makes a large, sweeping bow while removing his hat. When he stands up again, he grins and adds:]

You should all be so glad I didn't do the Young Frankenstein version.

Comments

[chapter_behind]

I... see. I'm sorry.

[notjustathief]

Thanks. It'll work itself out eventually. It has to.

[chapter_behind]

I wish you only the best of luck. I know he cares for you deeply.

[notjustathief]

Thanks. I hope he does.

[chapter_behind]

He does. He's just incredibly stupid. To say nothing of pigheaded and proud.

[It's entirely possible that James isn't talking about Arthur anymore. Oops.]

[notjustathief]

Huh. Talking about my husband still, or do you have something on your mind as well?

[chapter_behind]

Arthur. Of course. What else could I possibly be talking about, Mr. Eames?

[notjustathief]

Perhaps some other pig-headed person is one your mind. Just a thought.

[chapter_behind]

No. That's ridiculous.

I need a drink.

[notjustathief]

I may have to echo that sentiment.

In need of a drinking partner?