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[didiscareyouyet]

[The very first thing you see isn't the boy himself but ink appearing on the page until the picture above is nearly finished. Yes, he's that good of an artist.

Then the video clicks on and shows a young boy, grinning as he nods at the unfinished picture.]

Four down, ... [He holds his fingers up, counting on them as he names them off in his head.] ...a lot more to go!

[Welcome Raenef.]

Comments

[didiscareyouyet]

No! Just tomatoes. [He missed his chance, there.]

[kukuku]

I love tomatoes so you should taste good. [ Duh. ]

[didiscareyouyet]

But it's mostly old stuff!

[kukuku]

Kukuku, tis vintage!

[didiscareyouyet]

If you wanted that, you could just eat an old person!

[kukuku]

I only eat virgins! Virgins aren't old.

[didiscareyouyet]

They can be.

[kukuku]

No they can't.

[kukuku]

..Unless they're monks, anyway.

[didiscareyouyet]

They can be anybody. Age doesn't matter.

[kukuku]

It does!

[didiscareyouyet]

Nuh-uh! It just matters when you have sex.

[Which Raenef does know about, in a very vague way, thanks to growing up with so many boys.]

[kukuku]

Rika's a virgin and I think she's had sex.

[ Kobato, stop. Kobato you don't even know what's going on. ]

[didiscareyouyet]

She can't be. When you have sex, you're not a virgin anymore.

[kukuku]

That doesn't make any sense.

[didiscareyouyet]

Why doesn't it? You can't be a person who's never had sex if you've had sex. Then you're a non-virgin.

[kukuku]

That's not what virgin means!

[didiscareyouyet]

Yes, it is! I've heard it a lot of times!

[kukuku]

NO IT ISN'T!

[didiscareyouyet]

Then what is it?

[kukuku]

A-As if I would tell a foolish creature like yourself when you are so content to believe in the falsities of manhood!

[didiscareyouyet]

But I'm telling the truth.