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ariadne [the architect]

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I think I lost my invite to the Inception reunion, aka The Dark Knight Rises. I mean, seriously, I could have been Catwoman!

I hope you guys didn't have too much fun without me. Say you didn't. I'll feel better.

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I don't know. Kittenwoman, maybe. Kittenwoman seems more appropriate.

See, now I don't know if I should take that as an insult or a compliment.

It's not an insult. You're just more kitten-ish than a cat.

I'm never going to live down Kitty Pryde, am I?

It could have been worse. You could have been in Spiderman 3.

Fair enough. Given all the 3 movies out there, Spiderman was relatively worse than X-Men.

That it was. X-Men had not a single emo jazz dance number.

And thank goodness for that.

If you seen any black alien blobs of gloo that make you want to dress in goth clothes and dance down the street, run as fast as you can.

I have never heard wiser advice.

I'm always filled with such wisdom. Also, don't cheat on Mary Jane with Gwen Stacy, it's not nice.

I don't think I'll have to worry about that, but I'll keep it in mind.

True. Don't do it for their male equivalents, then, Marty John and Glenn Stacey.

Well in that case I'll do my best not to.

[Have Eames' totally not-terrifying twin, Ariadne.]

They're rebooting it in three years. You may have a chance yet.

[oh hi.]

I'll have to practice wearing skin-tight cat suits right away.

You've still some time before auditions start, I'm sure. Though who knows when it will actually begin production.

Well I'll just keep an ear and eye out for any news.

Being a femme fatale isn't all it's cracked up to be.

But it looks like fun!

Well it is fun... [Wait this is encouraging her!] But there's hard work involved and the outfits.

... I'm not making a good case against being a femme fatale, am I?

Nope. Not even a little bit.

... I'll recommend some trainers then.

Yes. Excellent!

I still think you're better off in nice roles.

I need to stretch out my acting chops, though!

I can respect that. [And not like it.]

Thanks.

So I heard you were looking into romantic comedies?

Yes. I can't punch people to make my living forever.

You can't? Bummer.

Well not literally. Men make careers off it all the time. It'd just be better not to.

I guess I can't blame you for wanting some variety.

Keeps things interesting, right?

Exactly. We wouldn't want things to get boring.

That's fine, Cobb wasn't invited either. Catwoman, hm? You could have been...Barbara Gordon.

No, it was actually horrible. [He's making a serious face now. So believable, right?]

Oh yeah. I can tell you were just so miserable.

Hmm. Barbara Gordan. Okay, I can see that. Drop a hint with Nolan next time you see him.

Trauma inducing, I'm telling you. I nearly went deaf form all the fan's screaming over how hot Bruce looks in leather. Not like I can blame them, he does looks good in leather.

I will tell him and we can both hope he doesn't decide to kill you for some reason. he does that with female chars, I wonder why.

Yes. He certainly does.

It's probably safer not to ask...

The only thing that it's a bit upsetting is the Batman voice. [Arthur is going to do that voice now.] You know which one I mean.

It's a good thing that he only uses that with criminals. Can you imagine if he used it all the time? I will have friend with that or Honey i'm home.....terrifying.

Yep. I worry for Emma, sometimes.

[Okay, cracking up now.]

That's perfect. Spot on.

[Exactly the reaction he wanted.]

I spent a lot of time around Bruce, I had time to learn how to do that. Plus, I might need it int he future.

I feel sorry for your poor throat.

God, don't remind me. But thanks, sweetheart.

No problem. Happy to help.

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