[Video]

[mitsukuni]

Hi, everybody!!

So I've been asked about the Host Club and I thought it might be fun for everybody to figure out what type they were!

Like, are you the Tall, Dark and Handsome type? Or the Knight on a White Horse type? Or the Brooding Mysterious one?

You just can't be the cute one because that's me!

[He laughs.]

Maybe we can form a Host Club here and entertain all the ladies - and the occasional gentleman too! There'll be CAKE!!!!

So what type of Host are you?

Comments

[lotuslegend]

...aren't you a little young for that, kid?

[mitsukuni]

For entertaining with cake?

[heavenlyhome]

I don't believe I know what you mean.

[mitsukuni]

What type of male person do you like?

[croibhristeoir]

...I'm sorry, I'm afraid you've rather lost me.

[mitsukuni]

What type of ... um... person are you?

[croibhristeoir]

That's...an unusual question. I'm a knight, but other than that I do not think I can come up with a satisfactory answer.

[swordplay]

So by Host you basically mean the type of guy girls like. What the heck's a White Horse type?

[mitsukuni]

Are you a broody knight or a dashing knight or a heroic knight? Something descriptive like that!

[mitsukuni]

Yep! Something Kyo-chan can market!

Knight on a White Horse! You know - somebody who swoops in to save the Damsel in Distress!

[croibhristeoir]

Er...

I would like to say heroic, but I usually leave such descriptions to others.

[swordplay]

Who?

Oh yeah, I knew that... Our knights ride Chocobos.

[heavenlyhome]

Ah, I see. Someone who is dependable, and knows what he enjoys, and enjoyings sharing that with others. An honest person tries their best.

[mitsukuni]

Chocobos?

[swordplay]

They're yellow birds you can ride.

[mitsukuni]

I'm sure the ladies will call you heroic!

[mitsukuni]

Are they cute?

[mitsukuni]

The Honest, Dependable type!

Ooh, if you visit you should see Haru-chan!

[croibhristeoir]

They usually do.

What exactly is a host club, incidentally? I don't think I am familiar with the phrase.

[swordplay]

...Depends on your definition of cute.

[personally, Tidus would be happy if he never saw one again.]

[the_visitor]

Not this foolishness again.

[mitsukuni]

Huh?

[mitsukuni]

Cute like Bun-Bun?

[He holds up his pink toy bunny.]

[mitsukuni]

We show the ladies a good time!

[OK, that isn't as bad as it sounds...]

[swordplay]

No. Nothing like...Bun-Bun. They're tall, feathery, and kind of unpredictable.