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[mitsukuni]

Hi, everybody!!

So I've been asked about the Host Club and I thought it might be fun for everybody to figure out what type they were!

Like, are you the Tall, Dark and Handsome type? Or the Knight on a White Horse type? Or the Brooding Mysterious one?

You just can't be the cute one because that's me!

[He laughs.]

Maybe we can form a Host Club here and entertain all the ladies - and the occasional gentleman too! There'll be CAKE!!!!

So what type of Host are you?

Comments

[lotuslegend]

...aren't you a little young for that, kid?

[mitsukuni]

For entertaining with cake?

[heavenlyhome]

I don't believe I know what you mean.

[mitsukuni]

What type of male person do you like?

[croibhristeoir]

...I'm sorry, I'm afraid you've rather lost me.

[mitsukuni]

What type of ... um... person are you?

[swordplay]

So by Host you basically mean the type of guy girls like. What the heck's a White Horse type?

[mitsukuni]

Yep! Something Kyo-chan can market!

Knight on a White Horse! You know - somebody who swoops in to save the Damsel in Distress!

[the_visitor]

Not this foolishness again.

[mitsukuni]

Huh?

[sandinmyboots]

I'm the bouncer.

[WHAT IS THIS BEING SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE THING YOU SPEAK OF, KEFKA DOES NOT KNOW OF IT]

[mitsukuni]

Bouncer type!

Ooh... does than meant that you're big and tough or that you bounce around a lot?!

[im_wavin]

Oooo What's a host club?

[mitsukuni]

It's where a bunch of boys entertain the girls!

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[kukuku]

Kukuku, a warrior of the night would be a most pleasant servant~ [ Her hand is up near her eye in a sideways V and she's got her rabbit in the crook of her other arm. ]

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[mitsukuni]

Is that what you are?

[He's eyeing the bunny.]

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[second_star]

...A host, huh?

I don't think I fit that at all.

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[mitsukuni]

Everybody fits somewhere!

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[grimdarkseer]

And what of those of us who aren't male? Are we excluded from Host capability simply because of that? Should I merely sit and wait to be entertained like some poor simpering waif who cannot entertain herself?

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[mitsukuni]

Hmmmmm... Well, what type would you be?

[didiscareyouyet]

The demon lord with the heart of gold kind.

[You told him so.]

[mitsukuni]

Yay! Perfect!

[mightletyouknowme]

Eh? That's just a bunch of boys sitting around. Why would I care about that?

[mitsukuni]

Nooooooo. You choose your host and then they give you attention! Or cake!

[glimmerous_fop]

I wonder if a community Host Club wouldn't be a little dangerous and offensive.

[mitsukuni]

Why?

[docfoul]

I am an excellent one.

[mitsukuni]

Ooh.. You're like snow on snow!

[cravats]

I like to think of myself as the competent type.

[mitsukuni]

Girls like that!

I think.

[nofarplaneyet]

I guess some worlds have time for groups like that.

[mitsukuni]

Why wouldn't you?

[ghostshippingly]

Host Club...? [ wait-- ]

Excuse me, this may sound like a strange question, but you wouldn't happen to know Tamaki Suoh by any chance, would you?

[mitsukuni]

You know Tama-chan?!

[greeneyed_demon]

Host club?

[mitsukuni]

Where the boys entertain the girls!

[starofchaos]

Hos...t?

[That's something he's not very aware of. He's heard of them, vaguely.]

An interdimensional entertainment group... while it is not something I would be involved in, I must admit the idea is amusing.

[mitsukuni]

Interdimensional entertainment.... That sounds fun!