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[harlol]

*It's dark out on Jade's island, but the sky is still being lit up by those meteors -- and they're closer and closer. In particular, there's one huge one headed straight for her house, very close to colliding now. As it approaches, the sky turns dark red.

Where is Jade? The video cuts to her in her greenhouse, having cleared some space for... some manner of contraption that has summoned a glowy green tree and a dangling pinata in the shape of a dog. Instantly, her eyes are blindfolded and she flails around a bit before stopping to concentrate; it's obvious that she's meant to break the pinata, for some reason.

And then...*

Comments

[harpbeat]

Call me crazy but I'm guessing that was bad.

[oceanicbutterfly]

...did your dog just become a ghost and destroy the world?

[Too confused to be distressed.]

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[harlol]

*Posted a few minutes later.*

oh no
the world was being destroyed by the meteors anyway!!
my dog saved me!!! :D

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[harlol]

sort of and sort of not!!

[harpbeat]

Want to tell the rest of us about it?

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[oceanicbutterfly]

Oh, of course. It's so obvious now.

[It isn't obvious. WTF mode active.]

[harlol]

well you see i just entered this game my friends and i are playing
except umm
it kind of destroys the world :(
but we have to play because we started and cant just stop!!!
thats what the meteors were for
but i am in now so were all safe!

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[harlol]

although it does kind of suck that he prototyped himself......
because now all the enemies are going to look like him :(
and do all the stuff he can do!!!!!

[harpbeat]

Glad you're safe, but what about the dog thing?

[harlol]

oh.....
my dog prototyped himself :c
so he gets to help me but now all the enemies look like him too D:
and they can do all he can do and he is really strong and can do a lot of things!!!

[harpbeat]

So, that part's bad.

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[oceanicbutterfly]

Yes, naturally. That's just what you'd expect, right?

[harlol]

yeah D:
we were going to prototype my grandpa and some of his old junk but i guess john fell asleep??

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[harlol]

its how the game works :(

[harpbeat]

Great time to fall asleep on the job, man.

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[oceanicbutterfly]

I suppose so. May I ask something?

[harlol]

i have narcolepsy problems too D:
although i didnt think he did....

[text]

[harlol]

sure :)

[harpbeat]

Huh. Aren't there pills for that?

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[oceanicbutterfly]

What are we talking about?

[harlol]

shipments from the mainland kind of take forever!!!
but its ok :)
my dog looks after me!

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[harlol]

my friends and i told you about the game we are playing right? :o
i can answer any question you have!!
(unless i dont know the answer!)

[harpbeat]

I gotta say, that's pretty depressing.

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[oceanicbutterfly]

Well, first of all. Prototyped?

[harlol]

hey bec is the best dog!!! >>