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[harlol]

*It's dark out on Jade's island, but the sky is still being lit up by those meteors -- and they're closer and closer. In particular, there's one huge one headed straight for her house, very close to colliding now. As it approaches, the sky turns dark red.

Where is Jade? The video cuts to her in her greenhouse, having cleared some space for... some manner of contraption that has summoned a glowy green tree and a dangling pinata in the shape of a dog. Instantly, her eyes are blindfolded and she flails around a bit before stopping to concentrate; it's obvious that she's meant to break the pinata, for some reason.

And then...*

Comments

[harpbeat]

Call me crazy but I'm guessing that was bad.

[text, a few minutes later]

[harlol]

sort of and sort of not!!

[harpbeat]

Want to tell the rest of us about it?

[harlol]

well you see i just entered this game my friends and i are playing
except umm
it kind of destroys the world :(
but we have to play because we started and cant just stop!!!
thats what the meteors were for
but i am in now so were all safe!

[harpbeat]

Glad you're safe, but what about the dog thing?

[oceanicbutterfly]

...did your dog just become a ghost and destroy the world?

[Too confused to be distressed.]

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[harlol]

*Posted a few minutes later.*

oh no
the world was being destroyed by the meteors anyway!!
my dog saved me!!! :D

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[oceanicbutterfly]

Oh, of course. It's so obvious now.

[It isn't obvious. WTF mode active.]

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[harlol]

although it does kind of suck that he prototyped himself......
because now all the enemies are going to look like him :(
and do all the stuff he can do!!!!!

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[grimdarkseer]

Well isn't this exactly what we needed.

[harlol]

oh nooooooooooooo

[grimdarkseer]

It's okay.
This is SBURB.
The chances of the one thing we didn't want happening actually happening were always going to be abnormally high.

[harlol]

i just hope everybody else ends up ok :(

[stillneedawish]

Jade-chan! Did you make it into the game okay?!

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[harlol]

hi madoka!!
yes im ok
(it is really cold here though.....)
but my dog prototyped himself and now all the enemies are like him!!! D:

[stillneedawish]

Oh, thank goodness!

But your dog... is it really that bad that he prototyped himself?

[harlol]

yes D: D:
not only do they all look like him
but they also have all his abilities
he is basically a radioactive god dog!!!

[docfoul]

You realise your game is now unwinnable.

[harlol]

oh shut up >>
this is not what i need right now!!!!

[docfoul]

I am only stating a fact.
You prototyped a first guardian and rendered Jack Noir unbeatable.
What now?

[harlol]

i dont know! something!!!!

[croibhristeoir]

Jade?

Jade, are you alright?

[harlol]

alive....
also cold :c

[im_wavin]

Holy scrap Jade! R U ok????

[harlol]

im ok ravage!!!!
although im kind of scared of what just happened D: D: