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[eternallybored]

[ Addressing the community is a pale young woman, so pale that it seems her skin is moonlight itself. What else do you expect? SHE STAYS INDOORS ALL THE TIME, SERIOUSLY. ] Encountering this... website was bound to happen. There is always a chance the unpredictable may occur, which makes this quite predictable. [ ... ]

I have but one favor. Boast to me, community, of your deeds and of your accomplishments. [ She wants a story!! ] Do not be modest; I shall listen gratefully.

[ She appears as if she is about to turn off the camera, but then- ] Ah, that is right... I am not asking of claims in which you solved the key to life, conquered a country in one day, fought an evil overlord and saved the princess, defeated a wicked witch, took down a whole army by yourself, came back from the dead, gained eternal youth and life, [ Lazily, she begins to list all of these off on her fingers. ] punched a god in the face, destroyed a world, got away with murder on multiple accounts.... [ Oh. She ran out of fingers. When she lowers her hands they disappear under long silk sleeves. She smiles gently. ] I suppose most of you may understand the idea. [ Kaguya has standards. Totally. With that, she cuts the feed off. ]

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permavid

[goddamnshit]

I stole the eye of the Grand Witch!!

ditto

[eternallybored]

...That strange, arts-and-crafts looking one?

[ Because of the triangle and circle and stuff. ]

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[grimdarkseer]

Then if I might be so bold, what are you asking?

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[second_star]

Can't say I've really done anything like that...[ Resident heroic bum here. ]

That's a weird favor no matter how you look at it.

Permavid;

[eternallybored]

Baring the typical accomplishments, I simply wish to hear what others have accomplished of which they are proud.

Permavid;

[eternallybored]

Is it truly...?

[grimdarkseer]

Then pride is requisite. I suppose that's to be expected if boasting is part of the equation but it does leave me rather less convinced that I have any such tales to tell. Destroying a world is neither wished for nor something I take pride in, I suppose our survival of a four-month offshoot would count as returning from the dead in some sense and was mostly achieved by our Time player anyway and if punching a god in the face is out then I'm not certain lending power from a group of them would be of interest either.

[eternallybored]

No, I suppose none of those are something of which to be prideful. Others would disagree, of course, but I have no interest in them.

[grimdarkseer]

One almost has to wonder where you come from where such tales have entered the realm of the mundane.

[eternallybored]

I am from a very mundane world, as it were. Such events as you have described happen far more often than they should.


[ brag to her about eating a whole pizza by yourself. then she would be impressed. :|b ]

[second_star]

Yeah. No one really goes around asking people that. At least not here.

[eternallybored]

...My, I had been under the impression that most people here use this site to ask questions. I would have thought that in itself does not make these questions any more strange.

[second_star]

I mean more where I live. You're right that everything's strange here. Too strange. [ Well, since he's already talking to her... ]

I guess I have a good record with the number of times I've been in and out of jail. Nothing really impressive about that though.

[eternallybored]

Yes, there are many men who would be proud of the number of times they have been incarcerated. But do not belittle yourself... unless you are simply an easy person to capture.

[second_star]

You could say that, I guess. I don't really run when they come for me. I kinda prefer to fight myself.

What about you? Got any great accomplishments?

[eternallybored]

...Are you an M?

None whatsoever. You will not find anything interesting about me.

[second_star]

...No, I'm not. [ Sheesh, when did he ever say that?! ] So you ask, but you don't have anything to share? Feels a little unfair to me.

[eternallybored]

But you do not mind being captured....

This post is not an ice-breaker; I am not obligated to share anything. [ Buuut if her royal-pain-in-the-ass behavior is enough indication... ]

[second_star]

That's not what I meant. Running away is just a pain.

So we should share with you, but not you with us? I'm hurt.

[eternallybored]

I shall not judge you should you admit to being an M. It is far more graceful to do so instead of denying it.

It is better this way; a recounting of my tales would only bore you and myself.

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[scanningutterly]

[The teenager is sitting back on a couch, his arms crossed. The picture looks a little odd- flatter than reality, and with a bit of a lag. The boy, though, seems vaguely amused, though also bored. Or maybe tired.]

What about the time I fought a demon off with a corkscrew?

[grimdarkseer]

I assure you, if what was happening to us was in any way mundane, we would be rather less befuddled by it all.

Perhaps it is worth appreciating that what you consider to be mundane is not so in other worlds. A little cultural sensitivity goes a long way.

Permavid;

[eternallybored]

Fighting off demons is common enough, but I have never heard of using a corkscrew as a weapon...

Permavid;

[scanningutterly]

[He shrugs.]

It was the closest thing around.

[second_star]

What, you want me to be an M that bad? Sorry, I'm not like that.

Well, at least tell me something.