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[eternallybored]

[ Addressing the community is a pale young woman, so pale that it seems her skin is moonlight itself. What else do you expect? SHE STAYS INDOORS ALL THE TIME, SERIOUSLY. ] Encountering this... website was bound to happen. There is always a chance the unpredictable may occur, which makes this quite predictable. [ ... ]

I have but one favor. Boast to me, community, of your deeds and of your accomplishments. [ She wants a story!! ] Do not be modest; I shall listen gratefully.

[ She appears as if she is about to turn off the camera, but then- ] Ah, that is right... I am not asking of claims in which you solved the key to life, conquered a country in one day, fought an evil overlord and saved the princess, defeated a wicked witch, took down a whole army by yourself, came back from the dead, gained eternal youth and life, [ Lazily, she begins to list all of these off on her fingers. ] punched a god in the face, destroyed a world, got away with murder on multiple accounts.... [ Oh. She ran out of fingers. When she lowers her hands they disappear under long silk sleeves. She smiles gently. ] I suppose most of you may understand the idea. [ Kaguya has standards. Totally. With that, she cuts the feed off. ]

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permavid

[goddamnshit]

I stole the eye of the Grand Witch!!

ditto

[eternallybored]

...That strange, arts-and-crafts looking one?

[ Because of the triangle and circle and stuff. ]

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[grimdarkseer]

Then if I might be so bold, what are you asking?

Permavid;

[eternallybored]

Baring the typical accomplishments, I simply wish to hear what others have accomplished of which they are proud.

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[second_star]

Can't say I've really done anything like that...[ Resident heroic bum here. ]

That's a weird favor no matter how you look at it.

Permavid;

[eternallybored]

Is it truly...?

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[scanningutterly]

[The teenager is sitting back on a couch, his arms crossed. The picture looks a little odd- flatter than reality, and with a bit of a lag. The boy, though, seems vaguely amused, though also bored. Or maybe tired.]

What about the time I fought a demon off with a corkscrew?

Permavid;

[eternallybored]

Fighting off demons is common enough, but I have never heard of using a corkscrew as a weapon...

[cravats]

Well, last night I finished all of my business in time for dinner and had a very relaxing time afterwards. I'm quite proud of that.

Permavid;

[eternallybored]

Ah, well one certainly does not hear that very often.

[madeitsquare]

I'm the richest duck in the world!

Permavid

[eternallybored]

Literally or metaphorically... ?

[docfoul]

Maybe later.

Permavid;

[eternallybored]

Perhaps eventually...

[didiscareyouyet]

I can eat a whole crate of tomatoes by myself.

Permavid;

[eternallybored]

...And not get sick?

[mightletyouknowme]

I'm the goddess of my school. Not only am I beautiful, I excel in sports and academics.

Permavid;

[eternallybored]

......Anything else?

[akito]

I helped my friends beat the person keeping us from peace, and found my own wings in the process.
Then after I got out of the hospital I ate two pints of ice cream and managed to steal one more kiss from Ikki-kun. ♥

[eternallybored]

[ Guess who doesn't know how to appropriately use emotes because she just found out about them? It doesn't help that she doesn't feel what the emotes convey, either. ] (*´・ｖ・) ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ and you did not get sick from eating all that ice cream?

permavid;

[spiritually]

I found a home and made friends. It's not much, but I would be lying if I said I was really proud of anything else. [ He smiles. ] I just hope I didn't jinx it saying anything

ditto

[eternallybored]

Ah, that is something one does not hear often.

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[oceanicbutterfly]

I once managed to balance a student council budget without cutting anything.

[She is entirely serious.]

Permavid;

[eternallybored]

Indeed, anything to do with a maintaining a suitable budget for all is quite the task. I take it there were little quarrels over to what you designated each amount of resources?

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

I built a candy castle 200,000 meters tall and 100,000 meters wide.

Permavid;

[eternallybored]

[ First thing's first. She has to imagine just how tall that is, so she lazily looks upward. Oh, that's tall. When she's done with that- ] Hoh, children would weep from simply looking at its magnificence.