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[ninelivesbaby]

Hey, so like, what with it bein' Halloween n' all, I figured that we could do with gettin' a lil' spooky 'round here.

So, I got a competition for y'all! Ev'rybody's gotta tell a scary story, and any that manage to actually scare me win a prize. What is that prize, I hear you ask? Why, a metric assload of candy, jus' like it freakin' should be on Halloween!

Come on, everyone. Do y'worst.

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[scentofmakai]

I'm sure I can come up with something.

[ninelivesbaby]

Better hurry! Competition's only on for today.

[scentofmakai]

Do we get points if it actually happened?

[ninelivesbaby]

You most certainly do, shit's always scarier when it's true.

[mightletyouknowme]

This sounds very easy. Of course, something like this is easy for the great Sena Kashiwazaki.

[ninelivesbaby]

If it's so easy, then get to it, kiddo.

[mightletyouknowme]

I have better things to do, especially with my wedding coming up, but I'll be generous enough to grace you with a story.

There's a school, near the one I attend but far enough way not to be a problem because Papa wouldn't allow it.

Anyway, there's a story that people tell about a girl that haunts the bathrooms. Sometimes, she'll pop up on you when you're putting on makeup or lock the doors when you try to get out.

But she'll go into both sides and sometimes play pranks. If a boy and a girl look into a mirror at the same time, she'll mix their faces up and make them look horrible!

[ninelivesbaby]

Your weddin'? What are you, twelve? Whatever, anyway.

Is that it? C'mon, that's not scary.

[didiscareyouyet]

Oh, oh! I want to play! I can be scary!

[ninelivesbaby]

Sure you can play, you just gotta think of your scariest story!

[didiscareyouyet]

[The video jostles as he moves around.]

I'm going to show you what my story is about...

[ninelivesbaby]

Okay, I'm watchin'. Go ahead n' show me.

[selfished]

Candy, huh? [ you said the magical word, apparently, kyouko is all over this.. ]

Be prepared to piss your pants 'cause of my scary story then!

[ninelivesbaby]

Yeah, candy. Fuckin' mountains of it.

Bring it on, sister!

[selfished]

Ya ever heard of Raw Head and Bloody Bones then?

[ninelivesbaby]

Ohohoho, I haven't! Go on, what's the deal?

[piercethecharts]

Are those cat ears I see in your little icon?

[ninelivesbaby]

They're my ears, they're attached to me. They might uh, resemble a cat's, but they're not cat ears. I'm a bakeneko. They're bakeneko ears. Duh.

[piercethecharts]

Oh, then I have the perfect scary story for you!

[ninelivesbaby]

I guess you could say I'm all ears.

[eternallybored]

i have a few tales to share.

[ninelivesbaby]

Then I'm all ears, toots.

[embersandashes]

Once there was a princess-- and a former world leader-- who moved to a new world called Earth. She was a very serious person, most of the time, and juggled working as an agent of the Vatican and taking a college class on the side. She lived part-time with her mother, a doctor, and that mother also happened to have a four-year-old daughter-- who begged and pleaded until the princess finally agreed to come shopping for Halloween costumes with her. Once there, the four-year-old revealed her grand master plan: she wanted the princess to dress up as Cinderella for Halloween, and had already picked out the "perfect" costume.

I think that prospect is far more terrifying than anything you've gotten so far.

[ninelivesbaby]

Hey, as long as I don't gotta dress up, then I'm totally game for this.

[embersandashes]

Oh, trust me; it's not happening.