GUESS WHO'S BACK (back again)

[docfoul]

[Doc Scratch has never been so confused in his entire life.

This is mostly because he has rarely ever been confused in his entire life, and especially not for any prolonged period of time.]

I gather, from my brief lurking, that this is some sort of pandimensional hub in the format of a Livejournal community. I also gather that it is not related to my interests in any meaningful way, nor can it ever influence anything that matters. I know this not from lurking, but from logic, which I excel at. It is one of my many talents.

I would like to know why, exactly, it is not letting me leave.

[I know it will not occur to some of you to highlight the above text. This message enclosed in more noticeable brackets is here to tell you that you should.]

[... Wait.

Wait, what?]

Comments

[grimlight]

Looks like someone's omniscience is failing him. I'd say I'm sorry about that but actually I find it pitifully amusing.

[docfoul]

[... Well this doesn't sound quite right. He'll roll with it, though.] The gaps in my knowledge are invariably temporary. The situation will become clear soon enough.

[grimlight]

Perhaps.
It should at least provide an entertaining distraction for my forthcoming journey.

[docfoul]

Surely, you have greater things to think about.

[didiscareyouyet]

Hi, again!

[docfoul]

[... Huh. He doesn't remember talking to this young man before, but he is, nevertheless, familiar, in a way he is not comfortable with.

Clearly the thing to do is pretend nothing is wrong, and also switch to a more legible background for ease of communication. That will be necessary.] How do you do?

[didiscareyouyet]

I'm really good, I've even learned to do magic!

How are you?

voice;

[selfished]

[ .. Huh. She didn't expect him to be back at all after him talking so much about never coming back and then that.. thing.. coming out of him or whatever-- she's still not sure about the specifics of that, just that it looked pretty awesome.

This, on the other hand, is just weird. ]

What, took a level in dumbass?

[docfoul]

[Huh is a good word for this. It really, really is.]

Excuse me?

[selfished]

Ya know what I'm talking 'bout! Ya made that really big show and now you're saying you're suddenly back and don't know anything anymore?

C'mon, you can't fool me!

[oceanicbutterfly]

Welcome to an endless loop, apparently.

[docfoul]

[He doesn't follow.

He doesn't like that.] Such is the nature of paradox space, cyclical and unending, perpetually echoing itself.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Well, you're one of the loudest echos I've ever heard. So to speak.

[aquaticrush]

What...?

[docfoul]

I have a number of questions on my mind, as you can see.

[aquaticrush]

I'm sorry. Um... there was another you, very recently?

[stillneedawish]

Scratch-san? But-

... oh. I suppose you lost your memory, huh.

[docfoul]

The notion alone is ridiculous. I am omniscient. How could I ever forget even the most minute of details?

[stillneedawish]

Well, you didn't know what this community was before you found it, did you?

Mm, perhaps saying you lost your memory is wrong... this seems more like a time loop. [ Madoka, are you enjoying this... ]

[eternallybored]

i think the answer should be obvious.

[docfoul]

It should have been.

[eternallybored]

naturally, you are simply too beloved by the community for it to allow you to go. ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

Permavid;

[omnomsgods]

White text person?!!


[ watar you doin here ]

Permavid;

[docfoul]

[When the feed clicks on, it's just barely possible to glimpse a crack on Scratch's head vanishing.]

Yes. I wouldn't bother coming after me, if I were you.

[omnomsgods]

What do you mean?