dramadramaduck | [accidental video / canon derail]

[The video opens with Bowser roaming the halls of Peach's Castle, searching with what seems like a look of concern. The entire castle is swaying a little, sitting atop Bowser's own castle, which itself is floating in the air. He approaches one of his guards.]

Bowser: If you see Peach, just tell her I want to talk. Just... forget what I said about locking her back up. She's not going anywhere.

Guard: (this particular guard is a Koopatrol) Sir? Are you all right? You seem... (trails off for a moment, trying to think of the right word)

Bowser: (not enjoying having his orders questioned, interrupts, getting in his minion's face) I mean it, Corporal! If she ends up locked away again, or if anybody so much as makes her squeak, then you go out the window! Got it?

Guard: (falls over and scrambles to his feet to run off with the order) Yessir! Got it! Going, sir! Right away, sir! Bye, sir! (vanishes around a corner)

Bowser: (turns around and walks the other way, wearing the concerned expression again; grumbles:) That goggle-girl better know what she'stalking about...

[Bowser continues walking off-screen, and the video ends. Shortly after, Bowser reenters video chat (below).]