A Surprise Marriage Between Shrine Maiden and Princess (pretend I posted this a week ago)

[windgodgirl]

[basically this is an article from her newspaper, the Bunbunmaru, that Aya decided to share with the community. all text, yo.]

Season XX, Day XX of XX Month

An unexpected marriage between an unexpected couple! Certainly the most bizarre scoop of the season! I've been reporting on nothing but everyday things and the rare incident now and then, so this was a very refreshing turn of events.



[PRETEND IT'S AN ACTUAL PHOTO OK THANKS ;u;b]

I was graciously invited to this joyous occasion by the newlywed spouses themselves. And how could I refuse to attend such an event? The ceremony took place at Hakurei Shrine and many youkai from all over attended. But because of the high turnout of youkai, I didn't see anybody from the Human Village.

Who would ever guess that Reimu Hakurei and Kaguya Houraisan were to be joined in holy matrimony? I certainly wouldn't have. And neither did anyone else in Gensokyo. When asked about her feelings on the wedding, Marisa Kirisame, one of the maids of honor and Reimu's best friend, responded with:

"What the hell's this?! Is Reimu possessed by an evil spirit?! And who's that chick she's marrying supposed to be, hah? This whole thing reeks if ya ask me."

Admittedly she had a point. Even I couldn't believe my ears when the news of the wedding ceremony reached Youkai Mountain. [and because this was published throughout Gensokyo, there's no mention of the community or its viruses.] But what a party it was! Many prominent youkai were in attendance, including Yukari Yakumo and Yuuka Kazami. How scary! There were several faerie casualties before the short-lived brawl was put to an end by Reimu with some assistance from the head maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. I was able to get some great shots of the fight that took place after the ceremony.

"I've never met the woman Reimu-san is marrying. In fact, I've never seen her before at all," Sakuya Izayoi confessed while wiping the blade of one of her knives. "But Reimu-san's relationships are really none of my business. The fact that she is getting married at all is rather baffling, but I don't believe I have any right to judge. I wish them a partnership full of prosperity and happiness."

The brides were indeed glowing with happiness as they danced together, practically emanating passion. Anyone could tell they were deeply in love. I'm not used to writing about romantic events like this, so this is all unfamiliar territory for me. The sake and food were wonderful, at least.

[aaaaaand assume there's a lengthy interview here with Reimu and Kaguya gushing about their wedding and stuff.]

I was lucky enough to corner Yukari Yakumo herself for a quick interview. Honestly, I suspected she had a hand in this sudden marriage, but even when she answered my questions I couldn't tell if she was being honest or not. I dislike that sort of attitude. She seemed more interested in asking me to become her shikigami so I won't include her vague answers.

We Tengu are ecstatic to have been able to partake in spreading the news of the marriage throughout Gensokyo. May Reimu and Kaguya have many years of happiness ahead of them!

Comments

1/?

[eternallybored]

[ IT IS TOO FUCKING EARLY FOR THIS. Kags is still in le bed when the community pings her for something. ]

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[ So then she reads over it while still half asleep. ]

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[ About two sentences in she gets bored and rolls over. She'll pick it up again in an hour or three. ]

Re: 1/?

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[ NAW IT'S MORE LIKE FIVE HOURS LATER when Tewi wakes her up and she looks at it again... ]

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[ Now... where was she? ]

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[ But the princess is still tired. You know when something really funny when you're really tired? Yeah, that's what she's getting from this article. ]

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[ But then she realizes.... ]

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[ THAT ART IS HORRIBLE! Doesn't do her justice.

And also there's that little thing about it's a freakin' article about her and that shrine maiden getting married. ]

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[ Suddenly she just wants to go back to bed. ]

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[ And since she technically still didn't get out of bed yet, she'll just snuggle right back into her covers, okay? Okay. ]

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[ Oh wait there's something she has to do before taking another nap-- ]

permavid;

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[ She turns on the video, yawning. ] You have twenty four hours to recall every atom of that paper before...

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[ Before.... before what? Nope nope, she's still tired. ]

DONE

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[ So the princess then closes her eyes, goes under her covers and falls asleep. Yes, right while the video is recording.

Staying up late playing games makes you tired, okay? ]

permavid

[windgodgirl]

...

[WHATEVER, talking as if she isn't sleeping 8'I]

I can't take back what's already been published, Kaguya-san. It wouldn't be good for my newspaper's reputation if I did something like that.

Permavid;

[omnomsgods]

[ As if she read all that. But she recognizes Reimu and Sakuya from when Reimu had been shown to have fought her. ] Haah? She goes and gets married before deciding to try to fight me?

[ OKUU YOU WERE ENGAGED TOO. ]

Permavid;

[windgodgirl]

She could say the same thing to you, you know.

[if okuu and castiel actually had their wedding AYA HAS PICS OF THAT TOO.]

[docfoul]

What a momentous occasion. I almost wish I could have witnessed it myself.

[windgodgirl]

Yes, it's certainly a shame the community failed to record the wedding! I took plenty of photos to share, though.

ac....tion.........

[lotuslegend]

[...wat

OKAY. OKAY FUCK THIS SHIT she's flying right on over to Youkai Mountain or wherever it is the fuck Aya is right now and barging the fuck through those doors with her Yin-Yang swirling around her.]

AYAAAAAAAA!

awwwyis

[windgodgirl]

[she's in her newspaper office! better get what you wanna say out quick before all the Tengu come to kick out ze intruder.]

Hm? You seem agitated today, Reimu-san.

ahahahahahaha

[oceanicbutterfly]

...yes, I'm going to have to say this is a breach of virus etiquette.

:Db

[windgodgirl]

I wasn't aware there was a such thing as "virus etiquette". Please elaborate!

[second_star]

Huh. Never thought she was into women. [ Either of them, really. ]

Well, I'm happy for them. [ Guess who's under the virus' influence as well. ]

[windgodgirl]

They're a perfect match, aren't they? [they're both hella lazy!!!]