[video] ☆ fifth wish ☆ looking for game

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

[She's once again in a super lush, super girly bedroom. Think four-poster bed and all.]

Well, that was an exciting end to the sixth game. It ended with Battler's victory, too. Of course, that useless loser had to depend on Beatrice to rescue him from the closed room. At least she wasn't boring about it! Heroically storming the chapels, fighting with absolute determination against overwhelming odds, and winning anyway. Now that's the kind of performance I like to see! Since there wasn't a wedding, I got to have the cake all to myself.

Now I'm beginning to get bored again. Anyone got an interesting game for me? Not just any game will do! Simple things like chess or go absolutely, definitely, certainly won't do. I'm looking for something like a game with complex and unknown rules, especially with lives on the line. Something really pop and cute. Something like that'd do for now.

Or anything'll do as long as it's interesting enough. It's not as if I can't find another one on my own, but it's rare to find a witch like Beatrice. You can't just pop down to the nearest witch store and say "I want a new witch to play with, what've you got today?" like it's a candy store. Ahh, if a store like that existed, I'd never ever get bored! I could say that I wanted a bittersweet licorice flavored witch, a light and fluffy cotton candy witch. a hard gumdrop witch that you have to suck on until she dissolves, or a crunchy konpeito witch.

Instead, I have to search the endless worlds for another game. It'd be quicker if someone on here could pop up with a fun game. It'd save a lot of time, right? That's what a networking site like this's for, meeting new people and opening up new possibilities. Even if your game isn't up to my level, it might at least amuse me for a little.

Comments

[ifbymyhands]

I still can't figure out from that whether or not you actually eat people.

[docfoul]

Not many people would consider chess a "simple" game.
In fact, I would say anybody who does is either very good at it, or unbearably bad.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

A better word would be "predictable". There're only so many moves you can make in chess, after all, and I've no interest in a game that can be played just by calculating the optimal strategy. Even computers can do that! And if you're playing by standard rules, you're limited in how you can move your pieces.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Didn't you know? Aren't there all sorts of stories about witches that'll fatten someone up to eat them, or grind them up into bone meal?

video;

[denies]

[ well, at least the witches are predictable by now, so despite the talk ange can just pokerface at it just as much as usually. ]

Life for witches must be so difficult. [ sarcasm, of course. ]

Re: video;

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

So, tell me, have you figured it out yet? The games're over. Do you have the answers yet? Even Battler found it, you know.

[ifbymyhands]

What, to grow your plants? Can't you insta-grow them?

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

To make into soup and things like that, but I'm not one of those particular witches in those stories.

[docfoul]

Predictable is a good word for it, I agree.
Except when it does not apply.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

A less predictable game of chess might be interesting.

[denies]

[ .. and of course lambda would pick the one thing she can't pokerface as easily about, darnit. well, doesn't mean she can't try.. ]

Don't even mention it. [ there's something vaguely grumbly about it. ] If I would've figured it out, then you would've noticed it already, right?

[ifbymyhands]

There would be some kind of witch war in that case, I'm sure.

[docfoul]

I believe what you seek is a less predictable opponent.

[tenminutes]

I told you he'd win.

[makewayforroze]

Then Battler is all right?

[didiscareyouyet]

Can I play?

[mightletyouknowme]

I just beat one of my games...if you can promise not to break it, I could let you borrow it.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

That's right, I would've noticed. You'd better go back and review the games. All of us gamemasters placed hints in them, you know. Of course, I made sure to place red herrings and false hints in mine. Out of them, Battler's game really was too straightforward and easy.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

What? A war over soup? That'd be ridiculous! Now, candy or tea, that'd be worth it.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Oh, do you think you have one lined up?

[ifbymyhands]

I don't know how you guys work.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

From the start, he's had absurd luck, with others always arriving in the nick of time to bail him out of his predicaments. I shouldn't be surprised by now.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

As alright as he can be in his situation. He's won, and is now the master of the board.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

You'd have to live a thousand years to hope to be a good opponent to me.

[didiscareyouyet]

Then it can be practice! I am a great demon lord!