19 August 2013 @ 07:17 pm

[ The first virus she went through was weird, but this second one.. needless to say when the video flickers on, there's a very frustrated, overly blushy Lambdadelta on screen. ]

Why do weird things like this keep happening to me?! Where am I? Where's my body?

A-And what's with this weird frilly dress?
04 August 2013 @ 05:17 pm
[wreck-it-duck virus]  
How can one politely tell an Inquestor-to-Be to think harder? This is the fourth one who cannot solve a simple makrugh puzzle. I understand I am more difficult than my predecessors, but when one plays this game one expects puzzles!

Bah. Simplifying things for fools was never my forte. Does anyone have suggestions for easy riddles? Then I can just send them on to Kaaree and let him harangue them into quitting. I don't have the heart to disappoint them.
31 July 2013 @ 08:06 pm
☆ text ☆ seventh wish ☆ spoiled witch  
I know it now. This community's totally tsun for me. I'd rather it be all deredere for me than keep cutting me off and bringing me back. (/゚Д゚)/ That'd be boring, though. Nothing like being constantly spoiled to spoil the fun for you. But can't it spoil me just now and then? I'd like to receive cake and candies. Wonderful, delicious sweets. o(*゚▽゚*)o That'd be a better show of its dedication.
14 March 2013 @ 10:40 pm
So this is what the kids are all using these days, hm?  It's no wonder everyone around here has been so preoccupied with their little gadgets. Too preoccupied to chat with their own mother.

[She sighs dramatically before shrugging, obviously she doesn't actually care.]

Before I get ahead of myself, I'm Kyrie Ushiromiya, Battler and Ange's mother.  Now I am going to need to hear every story you may have about either of them here - you know, to get caught up on all I've missed.
13 March 2013 @ 05:34 pm
backdated to immediate post-xDere  
[...well, Oriko doesn't seem to be bothering with theatrics this time. If anything she looks completely exhausted; slumped at a table with several stained cups of coffee with that distinctly frazzled, crumpled look of someone who hasn't had any sleep in the last 24 hours. That idiot version of her has managed to create a complete and utter mess for... herself... and urgh things had been going so well. Or at least, mostly according to plan.

Personally, she considers herself just a bit too busy right now to be doing this sort of thing, but some things need to be said.]

Hello. Again.

As you probably gathered, I was under the influence of a virus in my previous announcement. Any promises made are hereby considered null and void.

That's all. Carry on with your day. Miss Tomoe, we need to discuss things.

[and yep, feed cuts out.]
09 March 2013 @ 01:23 pm
03 | Video | Xdere | The World and All It's Problems  
[hat, hair and skirts billowing, Oriko stands, royal and resplendent, with perfect balance atop the tallest spire of Mitakihara, the recorder at the perfect angle to capture the city beneath her in all its glory, despite it presumably being in mid air (hint: magic. Or possibly one of the spheres and some duct tape BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER).

From her place at the top of the world, she preaches, master of all she surveys, seven silver spheres spinning as planets orbit the sun.]

Greetings, my kin!

I hear there are dark times afoot! Matters of machination, of death, destruction and hollow glory, but hold no fear!

I will protect you.

I will save you!

If you would follow my lead, and accept this will and wisdom, then harken to me! None shall falter under my gracious watch, and together, we shall lead into a new world! Without grief, without despair, without loss! We shall form a world so perfect none shall be sad!

What say you?

[...so yes, Oriko has snapped. Sort of.]
23 February 2013 @ 08:25 pm
[ the video starts in mid-conversation. In a chapel, Bernkastel stands on top of an altar covered with golden roses, her shoes crushing the petals underneath.The same roses fill the interior of an open casket in front of the altar. Strangely enough, there’s no one in it — just a single bound book.

There are also two strangers standing in front of the altar: a man in blue and another person in red. ]

I didn't come here because I wanted to.

We're wasting time, so let's move onwards. [ a pause. Bernkastel smiles. ] Wright. Try and beat this game. As the Game Master, Bernkastel, I invite you to join this game.

[ The man — Will — looks annoyed. ]

I refuse.

[ Bernkastel’s smile doesn’t waver. ]


I'm retired now. Reasoning and mysteries aren't my business anymore.

How do you intend to spend the rest of your life? Is Wizard-hunting Wright going to give up witch hunting?

Oh, there's fox hunting and clam hunting. I didn't come here to discuss the rest of my life with you.

so, you came here to refuse? )
19 February 2013 @ 08:08 am
I don't even know  
Settle something for us, community.

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 17

Who is cuter?

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Minazuki Karen
11 (64.7%)

6 (35.3%)

Who is sexier?

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Minazuki Karen
12 (85.7%)

2 (14.3%)

Lambdadelta would look better with...

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More red ribbons
3 (18.8%)

Fewer red ribbons
8 (50.0%)

Blue ribbons instead of red
5 (31.2%)

17 February 2013 @ 08:45 pm
I want to know about the different kinds of "worldhopping."

Do some of them work when others don't?

(( OoC: Her world is sealed off, for the safety of all not already there. ))
17 February 2013 @ 03:38 pm
☆ sixth wish ☆ sweet drool-worthy return  
[A girl in a strange dress with too many ribbons appears on the screen. Her expression's briefly surprised, and then she points her finger at the screen accusingly.]

Oh, come on, why did you ditch me, Drama Drama Duck? You should've known you'd want me back!  There isn't any comparable products to Super Uber Lambdadelta brand. Even if you replace me for the newest model, it won't be the same. You can't tell me you'd already gotten bored of me! Well, I see you saw the error in that since I'm back.

It's Feburary here already? Awww, I missed Valentine's Day already!  A wonderful day for stuffing yourself with chocolate until you get sick of them and then some more, and I missed it. I'll have to make up for it. All the more chocolates! Mountains of them! [Chocolates begin raining around the girl as she continues speaking.] Ahh, my mouth's watering already! Though I don't regret missing out on that red string virus. There's only one for me, you know!

[She leans back in her ridiculously over-ruffled pink chair, relaxing.]

I'm seeing some new faces, so I'll introduce myself. I'm Lambdadelta, the Witch of Certainty and the strongest witch around. I'm a really fun girl if you get to know me!

[Hey, Bernkastel? There's a hill of neatly, carefully wrapped Valentine's chocolates waiting for you. All of it lovingly homemade with magic. The pile is so huge that it'd pass more for a large store display than a gift left for someone. A note's been left with familiar handwriting on it, "To My Belated Valentine~ ☆(⌒▽⌒)☆ <3"

Guess what?
Most of the chocolates aren't even trapped in any way! Lambdadelta's in that good a mood.]
11 November 2012 @ 10:01 am
[video] ☆ fifth wish ☆ looking for game  
[She's once again in a super lush, super girly bedroom. Think four-poster bed and all.]

Well, that was an exciting end to the sixth game. It ended with Battler's victory, too. Of course, that useless loser had to depend on Beatrice to rescue him from the closed room. At least she wasn't boring about it! Heroically storming the chapels, fighting with absolute determination against overwhelming odds, and winning anyway. Now that's the kind of performance I like to see! Since there wasn't a wedding, I got to have the cake all to myself.

Now I'm beginning to get bored again. Anyone got an interesting game for me? Not just any game will do! Simple things like chess or go absolutely, definitely, certainly won't do. I'm looking for something like a game with complex and unknown rules, especially with lives on the line. Something really pop and cute. Something like that'd do for now.

Or anything'll do as long as it's interesting enough. It's not as if I can't find another one on my own, but it's rare to find a witch like Beatrice. You can't just pop down to the nearest witch store and say "I want a new witch to play with, what've you got today?" like it's a candy store. Ahh, if a store like that existed, I'd never ever get bored! I could say that I wanted a bittersweet licorice flavored witch, a light and fluffy cotton candy witch. a hard gumdrop witch that you have to suck on until she dissolves, or a crunchy konpeito witch.

Instead, I have to search the endless worlds for another game. It'd be quicker if someone on here could pop up with a fun game. It'd save a lot of time, right? That's what a networking site like this's for, meeting new people and opening up new possibilities. Even if your game isn't up to my level, it might at least amuse me for a little.
07 October 2012 @ 08:48 pm
sixth game ◦ 17 | video  
[Suddenly the feed turns on, revealing a rather well lit cathedral, everything was decorated, the entire room was filled with guests of all types. They clapped, they applauded every time the two rather flamboyant demons in the center of everything twirled and declared that this was indeed, a wedding. It was a time for love, it was a time to be joyous, however there was something gloomy about it all. Why was.... there suddenly a wedding.... on this island of death?

A girl could be seen walking down the aisle, her previous dress replaced for another one, anyone could tell what it was of course. It was pure white, the veil covering most of her hair, and she walked with a sense of.... absolute pride, almost as though she had won some amazing prize. Ah, but of course she did, her prize was waiting for her, she had earned it- after all.]

....I'd expect no less of you, Bern. Everything you come up with is always so screwed up.

A wife to support her ailing husband. Isn't that wonderful. It suits you, Erika.

[At that point Bern turned to the groom, congratulating him as well. But.... the groom did not respond. His eyes were grey, they were completely glazed over, there was no hint of the man that used to stand there. His lips would move, muttering something from time to time, but they hardly meant anything.The witches jeered at him, smiling and laughing evilly, and still no response from him.]

...Don't worry, I won't love you forever. After all, the point of this ceremony is to make you submit to me. ....Your heart will be shut inside that inescapable closed room forever....where I, Furudo Erika, the detective and Witch of Truth, will command it. Your position as territory lord and ring will become mine.....

he's in deep trouble )
29 September 2012 @ 07:32 pm
[ the recording opens on a peculiar scene. In the center of the metaworld parlor, there are two blue-haired girls — one sprawled out on the floor, the other standing over her. Erika sniffles, tears dripping down her reddened face as she all but grovels in front of Bernkastel. Battler stands some distance away from them, while Lambda watches the whole thing from where she’s leaning on the back of one of the chairs. ]

... Hey, Erika.

[ Erika glances at him, pushing herself up onto her knees. ]

Wh... what is it?

That last, fierce attack you and Dlanor made in the last game... was spectacular.

... Th... thanks.

What happened to that girl this time? Are you by yourself?

cut for length and duct tape )
22 September 2012 @ 03:06 pm
[Voice] ☆ fourth wish ☆ acting  
((Purple is Bernkastel, and pink is Lambdadelta.))

[ When the recording picks up Bernkastel’s voice, she sounds somewhat annoyed — though there’s a faint weariness beneath her words. ]

… How exhausting. We must have spent a hundred takes just on those couple of lines. What a waste of a day.

[ If Lambdadelta’s exhausted, her attitude doesn't show it. Her voice’s perky and full of energy.]

Ah, some of those takes were hilarious! They should go on a blooper reel. I’d totally buy it if they put that out.

[ Bernkastel makes a small sound, half-laugh, half-scoff. ]

Sure, yeah. Especially that guy’s, right...? They could be a blockbuster all on their own, titled “It’s All Useless.”

Cut for length )
21 May 2012 @ 12:38 pm
— are you doing, Lambda?

[ Though the voice is girlish, it holds nothing but a sense of lackluster curiosity. In contrast, the view is vivid, playfully so — the camera sits in the midst of a large four-poster bed with lots of ruffles and drapes, pink and red and white, fit for a princess. ]

I’m playing around with that adorable duck site.

[ The considerably more energetic voice is recognizable to those who’ve heard it as that of Lambdadelta. She’s lazily sprawled out on her front as her hands fiddle around at the edges of the camera’s view.

There's a pause, and then the other voice sighs. ]

ooc cut! )
13 May 2012 @ 12:06 am
[Video] ☆ Second Wish ☆ Cake  
[The screen is filled with a petite cake. Not just any petite cake, but possibly one of the most ridiculously overdecorated cakes ever. Just to start with, there're pink frosting and red ribbons made out of candy. As well as candy pumpkins. And then there're the miniature candy gingerbread house atop, the candy canes sticking out all over and... let's just say that it looks like someone tried to cram as much candy onto and into the cake as they could, and then added a few more beyond that.]

Look, look! It's the Lambdadelta cake. Isn't it so wonderfully delicious looking? I want to eat it all right now!

((From this thread.))
30 April 2012 @ 09:15 am
[Video] ☆ First Wish ☆ Introduction  
[The background is a luxuriously girly room lit dimly by candles. A woman in a strange dress is sitting there.]

Found you!

Or are there any other possible explanations for the visitors out of nowhere, like that candy-haired girl who keeps showing up? Definitely, certainly not!

You see, ever since I found you on my diary a few days ago, I've been observing you. Such a wonderfully marvelous thing, an internet community that spans worlds, where curses are doled out! Ahh, if only I had thought it up. It's definitely a wonderful game, and one I'll play.

After all, it's a game with power beyond even that of the strongest witch in existence. Even if I tried, I wouldn't be able to bulge it from my diary. Yes, I can see that I'm in a player in this game regardless or not I want to play. There's no need to humilate myself with multiple futile attempts, right?

Good thing this promises to be a game that won't bore me! It definitely wasn't boring reading the results of all those curses. And I must say I approve of the duck theme. It's perfectly <cute> and <pop> enough for me.

Whoever might be responsible for this game, as the Witch of Certainty, I accept your challenge. I'll beat your game, and impose a wonderful punishment game upon you. Perhap some of those curses you love so much? I could turn you into jealous lovers and have you carve each other up nicely for a lovely dinner.

Oh, I wonder what Bernkastel'd think of this. I should hurry up and tell her about it! But perhaps it can wait until after she's done with the game.

You there, Battler? This is where you've been getting all those guests from, right? Pulling them from outside the chessboard. It's too bad you didn't use that more intelligently. I would've made super good use of that ability!