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[hardworks]

[ The first virus she went through was weird, but this second one.. needless to say when the video flickers on, there's a very frustrated, overly blushy Lambdadelta on screen. ] Why do weird things like this keep happening to me?! Where am I? Where's my body? A-And what's with this weird frilly dress?

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[sugar_and_spice_witch]

[There's an atypically energetic and angry looking Kanna on screen.]

It's not weird! It's my super stylish and cute dress. Come on, give it back to me!

[hardworks]

I-- [ She sounds so embarrassed, like she's saying something super intense and demanding right now. ] I will give it back when you return my body!

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Sorry, no can do! I suppose I can wait until the virus ends. Take good care of it. Don't go taking a joyride across the worlds in my body, okay? And if you see any limited edition candy or Hell Special Black Licorice, don't eat it. You can help yourself to any other candy.

[hardworks]

I wouldn't know how to do any of that anyway.. [ locked ] Hey, um.. Can you just tell my sister that you're really really sick today and play it up so that you don't have to go in to work?

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

It's easy enough! Just use the magic you'll have now.

[ locked ]
It's probably something boring anyway. Though is there a reason you don't want to go to work? Oh, I know, it must be a super-illicit job! IF it was with the yakuza or something like that, that'd be interesting.

[hardworks]

...Magic? [ locked ] [ Lambda have you ever seen yourself look quite so embarrassed? ] Do you promise not to tell anyone? It's just practice today, not anything official so you wouldn't have to worry about that but...

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

That's right, magic. I'm the super-powerful Witch of Certainty. Actually, you know what, I'll give you permission to go out and have fun in my body. As long as you don't do anything too funny with it.

[ locked ]
[That's a really weird look on her own face. Super duper weird!]

Oh, I'm so cute when I'm embarrassed, aren't I? I'll have to try blushing at Bernkastel and see how she takes it. Of course she'd probably wonder what's wrong with me.

Oh, right! I promise that I absolutely, definitely, certainly won't tell. [Unless it'd be entertaining enough.] Now spill!

[justforyou]

Blushing girl, when did you become a magical girl?

[hardworks]

H-How could you tell it was me right away? [ You're on your screen name, dumbdumb.. ]

[justforyou]

Your username.

[hardworks]

...Oh. [ That makes sense. ] What kind of virus is this though? I want my body back, there are things that person who has it has to know!!

[justforyou]

You can just tell them, I guess. And it's probably a bodyswapping virus of some kind.

Hope you don't mind me jumping in here

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

[Here's a Kanna that... isn't blushing at all.] I'm not just any magical girl, I'm the super-powerful Witch of Certainty! Though magical girls do have pretty good style.

[justforyou]

Witches don't look like humans.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Oh, are you from that world with the worst witches ever? The ones that're more like monsters than witches?

[justforyou]

Yeah, I am. If you're just a person that can do magic and aren't a magical girl, I really don't care. ...Witches, from my world, are just there to be fought. Since people really got mad the one time I killed a magical girl...

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Oh, you killed a magical girl? Are you one of those villains, then?

[From her tone, she doesn't sound that bothered. More like curious.]

[justforyou]

Oriko says we're saving the world, so I don't think I'm a villain. I just don't really care much for the other magical girls in my world. They're annoying. And that one tried to kill Oriko so, really, that's what she deserved in the first place.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Oh, I see! So she was an evil magical girl trying to stop you or something like that? Maybe her name was Sinstra Negamagic! Well, it would've been a pity to see someone as interesting as Oriko die.

[justforyou]

Haha...! Maybe it was! Mainly I think she was just crazy but you have to be to try to hurt Oriko and not expect me to do something!

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

You must be devoted to her.

[justforyou]

I love Oriko!

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

You love her, huh? [Killing someone for love? Maybe this one had potential to be entertaining.] How far would you go for her?

[justforyou]

How far? Pretty far, I guess. It'd be easier to try to save the world if there weren't so many magical girls around in our world... She says that's just a waste of energy, though. I don't really agree with her on that.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

So, you'd kill off all the other magical girls for her?

[justforyou]

Sure. In my world, at least. I don't know them. They aren't my precious person.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

I hear all this talk about what you'd do for her, but what about making her yours?

[justforyou]

Make her mine? ...What does that even mean? [So confused.]

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Oh, geezus, you can't even understand that much? If you love someone, it means you want them to be yours, right?

[justforyou]

I know I want to be with her forever so...that counts. Right?

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

If all you want is to be with them, you won't get to realize your love. You've gotta take it up to the next step! Make sure she knows it, and make sure she'll be yours.

[justforyou]

I have to do that to make her realize my love?

Lambda is a terrible person to be listening to about love

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

You need to make sure she receives the message. And to make sure she doesn't just leave you. You want her to be yours forever, right? So you've gotta show her all your love!

and she's talking to another horrible person when it comes to love

[justforyou]

If...if she leaves me that would be terrible! That would have meant my love went to waste and that is the worst thing a person could do. A love that doesn't go anywhere is just waste of energy. I'll make my love known! I'll get rid of the people standing in my way, too...! I'll show them all my devotion!

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Indeed! A desire without the will to make it certainty's a waste. If you love someone, you don't want to let them go. That's natural, right?

[justforyou]

It is.

[pawful]

[ when Bernkastel appears on the screen, her smirk is thin, so very thin, as if she's trying to hold back laughter.

still, she hadn't forgotten that time Lambda pretend to be afflicted with a virus. It doesn't seem likely that the same thing is happening here... but she'll check, just in case. ]

That kind of look doesn't suit you.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

[Here, have a far less blushy Kanna.] That's right, it suits me far more. Even if this body's less cute than my own body, I'm sure I could still pull off that dress better than that.

[hardworks]

Sorry if I'm not suited to wear something weird like this. [ She's got no idea who she's talking to, but she sounds a little grumpy. It's not like it's her fault. ]

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[jailbirds]

[ .. Well, that sure is Lambda. Except not really, since she bets the witch couldn't even act like she was caught in a virus while she actually wasn't.. she can only imagine what it's like to be stuck like that. Poor person. ]

It's their kind's fashion. Sorry to say, but you're probably stuck with it.

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[hardworks]

"Their kind"? What kind is that? Is she not human?

[jailbirds]

[ To troll or not to troll is the question here, huh... but then again, ever since what happened with Bernkastel Ange hasn't felt up to that kind of stuff at all anymore, so she just flatly answers with the truth. ]

She's a witch. I mean, what human would go walk around with those kind of clothes?

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[answerer_sword]

...It seems to be your first virus. Users are switching bodies.

[A pause.]

I am not one of the switched ones. My name is Bazett Fraga McRemitz.

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[hardworks]

M-McRemitz-san! [ Borderline gonna cry here. ] It's me, Kanna! [ It's not actually her first virus, but it's her first really traumatizing one.. the first one she was just in charge of someone else so while it was weird, it didn't freak her out too much outside of having a boy in her room.. ]

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[answerer_sword]

Kanna?

[She blinks in surprise.]

I see. Are you in a safe position right now? Do you need some sort of help?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Ah, you've become that strange person who thought I knew her.

[TEMPORARY BLONDES UNITE! The narration apologizes for Karen continuing to pretend she has no idea who Lambdadelta is.]

[hardworks]

[ Unfortunately, Kanna keeps forgetting to look at the usernames so she just sees Sena and she thinks it's her. ] Sena! What strange person? Who is she?

[oceanicbutterfly]

I'm Karen, not Sena. And she's some witch who thinks she's memorable.