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[selfinteresting]

So this is what the kids are all using these days, hm?  It's no wonder everyone around here has been so preoccupied with their little gadgets. Too preoccupied to chat with their own mother.

[She sighs dramatically before shrugging, obviously she doesn't actually care.]

Before I get ahead of myself, I'm Kyrie Ushiromiya, Battler and Ange's mother.  Now I am going to need to hear every story you may have about either of them here - you know, to get caught up on all I've missed.

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[answerer_sword]

I think I have indeed heard some things about those two. Or, at least, there are versions of them who are members of this network.

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[selfinteresting]

Well, don't hold back, I do want to hear everything. Though you know, 'versions of them' isn't really necessary.

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[answerer_sword]

This network can connect to different world. Even people you believe you know can actually be from a different world.

The version of "Battler" on this network is capable of magic.

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[chestboard]

[Well, this was all thanks to the community and all that... not like this place would let just anyone access it. So of course, Battler knows about everything that goes on in this game, and now Kyrie is here, she's around and... maybe this will cheer up Ange too.

She's been rather down lately, things just haven't been going her way at all.]

Kyrie-san, I heard what you just said and.... [...Ah, it's hard to stay this way with her, hard to stay as that Sorcerer so back to being the regular Battler he goes!]

Do you really have to ask for stores about me....?! Embarrassing, far too embarrassing!

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[selfinteresting]

What else am I supposed to do...? If I just say 'hello I'm someone's mother', everyone is going to be worried about giving anything away, right?

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[shinjaeba]

[...No. Out of all the Ushiromiya family, Eva-Beatrice had hoped that both Rudolf and Kyrie wouldn't show up. She's just a little unsure of how to approach this.]

Didn't I already kill you?

[...Clearly, this is the best way.]

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[selfinteresting]

It's possible. But then again, maybe not?

[second_star]

[ Their mom? First their aunt, then their mom, what, is a family reunion starting up? ]

Long stories short, this place is pretty nuts, Kyrie. [ Formality out the window. ] I'm pretty good friends with those two, though.

[selfinteresting]

[It will be when the dad shows up, right, Luu? ]

Oh, good, then you must have plenty to tell me!

[makewayforroze]

[Their mother?]

Oh, hello. I'm Roze Thomas, it's very nice to meet you. I'm sure some things make more sense now that you know about this place.

[selfinteresting]

[She shakes her head.] It's just the same, really. My circumstances are a bit odd.

It's nice to meet you, Roze.

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[tenminutes]

[ Having never had to have ever met the parent(s) of anyone she's ever dated before on account of not having had relationships before, this is a first.

Time to play it cool. Yuri raises her hand up in a "stop" gesture. ]

I'm not legally allowed to say most of them. [ A pause. ] And some stories involving Ange either, actually.

[ She puts her head down, tilting her head. ] I'm Yuri. That or Yurippe are fine, though if it's a family pattern thing you'll probably end up going with just Yuri.

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[selfinteresting]

Let's make it a family pattern.

Now, did you two do something illegal? I'm hip.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Every story? Now I won't know where to start!

[selfinteresting]

You can start with the most recent, then. I know there's just too many.

[ifbymyhands]

You're looking for embarrassing stories, huh? Well, I should probably inform you that there's a woman running around somewhere impersonating him.

*Battler is so going to kill her for this. No regrets~*

[selfinteresting]

Why would anyone want to impersonate Battler? Even Battler doesn't want to be Battler.

[heavenlyhome]

Oh, well, welcome to the community! It's always nice to see family come together in this place.

[selfinteresting]

Thank you. I don't know how many people want their parents seeing what they do away from prying eyes, but, I'm happy, at least.

[regalbearing]

Ah, you are their mother? Well, welcome to the community, Kyrie. I am known to most here as Saber; it is an honour to meet you.

[selfinteresting]

Thank you, it's nice to meet you too, Saber.

[She smiles and gives a little shrug.]

Well, technically I'm Ange's mother, but Battler is my husband's son from his first marriage. It's just for convenience's sake.

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[entreats]

[ Like Ange is even going to bother answering over the community all this time. The moment she notices her mother is here, in the metaworld too, she doesn't even hesitate -- she immediately gets up to run around to look for her until she finds her, quickly running over. The surprise on her face is obvious, but it's a happy kind for once. ]

Mom..!

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[selfinteresting]

[Kyrie laughs when she sees Ange running in and stands to wrap her arms around her.]

Did Battler not tell you? That kid...

[jailbirds]

Stories about Battler, huh... I don't know, he's done a lot of stupid shit.

[selfinteresting]

I wouldn't expect anything less from him; he takes after his father.