Oh, very funny. Who stuck this angel outfit on me?

[Sebastian is dressed all in white and gold, complete with cardboard wings and a halo of steel wrapped in ribbons.]

How appropriate.

[He pauses and shrugs.]

At least I'm back in my own body and world, I suppose.

I demand to know which warlock is responsible for this.

[Marti Perkins' appearance is on screen and Sebastian is not happy about this unexpected switch.]

In the spirit of getting to know you all better, tell me about your families and how you get along with them.

Not much to say about mine. I have an aunt back in Paris and a cousin who I'm currently visiting with.

[Behold! It's Stanley with a watering can!]

Here you are! Fresh morning dew from the park!

[Stanley is watering the plants (moving or not) in his little cave. What?

He is making small talk to his plants until he notices that he is being recorded.]

Oh, hello! That water park sure was fun, wasn't it? How are all of you doing?

[Guess who's behind the times a little.]

I know it now. This community's totally tsun for me. I'd rather it be all deredere for me than keep cutting me off and bringing me back. (/ﾟДﾟ)/ That'd be boring, though. Nothing like being constantly spoiled to spoil the fun for you. But can't it spoil me just now and then? I'd like to receive cake and candies. Wonderful, delicious sweets. o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o That'd be a better show of its dedication.

[Unaware that the mirror he's propped up nearby has switched itself on for the community, Sebastian could be seen reading a book. He's interrupted by a girl's voice calling out.]

Sebastian! Don't let her go upstairs!

[Quicker than what seems to be normal, he is on his feet and blocking the path of a slim, red-haired girl. He smiles at her.]

So this is the famous Clary.

[The girl looks startled and they both look at each other as if recognising the other - but in a puzzled way.]

I don't think-- have we met before?

[The girl shakes her head. Another girl speaks up nearby - the one who first called out. She has long, dark hair and is glaring at the two of them.]

Sebastian! Don't be nice to her. She's not supposed to be here. Clary, go home.

[Sebastian continues to watch the redhead thoughtfully as the video cuts out.]

Hey.. Let's say you have a rowdy ghost or spirit or demon or something like that bothering people for no good reason. What would you do to stop it?

Imagine my surprise when this phone received a signal underground. It's voice-activated as well, truly a godsend for me as they say. I must remember to thank Touma for this gift.

Even so, a phone is only as useful as those it can connect to... And it seems that this is the default connection. Then, I'm very interested in what stories you have to tell me, Drama Drama Duck.

Pleased to meet you. My name is Kaie Karyou.

[There's a disarmingly handsome face on the network, peering at the screen with mild but open interest. He looks as if he may have just stepped out of an old fashioned literary romance novel but his tone sounds more relaxed than some brooding romantic hero's should be.]

Mirror, mirror. What is it that you are showing me?

Other dimensions?

Hello? Can anyone hear me?