☆ sixth wish ☆ sweet drool-worthy return

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

[Video]
[A girl in a strange dress with too many ribbons appears on the screen. Her expression's briefly surprised, and then she points her finger at the screen accusingly.]

Oh, come on, why did you ditch me, Drama Drama Duck? You should've known you'd want me back!  There isn't any comparable products to Super Uber Lambdadelta brand. Even if you replace me for the newest model, it won't be the same. You can't tell me you'd already gotten bored of me! Well, I see you saw the error in that since I'm back.

It's Feburary here already? Awww, I missed Valentine's Day already!  A wonderful day for stuffing yourself with chocolate until you get sick of them and then some more, and I missed it. I'll have to make up for it. All the more chocolates! Mountains of them! [Chocolates begin raining around the girl as she continues speaking.] Ahh, my mouth's watering already! Though I don't regret missing out on that red string virus. There's only one for me, you know!

[She leans back in her ridiculously over-ruffled pink chair, relaxing.]

I'm seeing some new faces, so I'll introduce myself. I'm Lambdadelta, the Witch of Certainty and the strongest witch around. I'm a really fun girl if you get to know me!

[Action]
[Hey, Bernkastel? There's a hill of neatly, carefully wrapped Valentine's chocolates waiting for you. All of it lovingly homemade with magic. The pile is so huge that it'd pass more for a large store display than a gift left for someone. A note's been left with familiar handwriting on it, "To My Belated Valentine~ ☆(⌒▽⌒)☆ <3"

Guess what? Most of the chocolates aren't even trapped in any way! Lambdadelta's in that good a mood.]

Comments

[madeitsquare]

What does being a witch of certainty mean?

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

It means that as long as there's a chance of it, I can make it a certainty. Absolutely, definitely certain.

[madeitsquare]

What?! Even if there's only the tiniest of chances?

[shinjaeba]

I don't know, I think it was fine enough without an old granny around.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Granny?!

[shinjaeba]

What, it's not true?

[text]

[enshrined]

Welcome back!

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

You're the card girl with the cute pet.

[enshrined]

Himemiya Anthy, Lambdadelta-san. Yes.

[ifbymyhands]

Oh, hi.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

How's the rivalry going?

[ifbymyhands]

Well, I got him to flail around screaming about not wanting to talk about panties the other day. That was pretty fun.

video;

[tenminutes]

[ When this video pops up, Lambdadelta might notice that Yuri's wearing some pink pajamas and the backdrop? It's the master bedroom on Rokkenjima. ]

Hey, do you happen to know how to make chocolates? Without magic?

Re: video;

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Why would I bother... Oh! You're looking for tips, aren't you? Wait, how come you haven't already given chocolates?

video;

[tenminutes]

It's not like I'm looking for tip per se. [ Yes she is, she made a mess out of the kitchen. ] But if you happened to have them I'd be willing to listen. [ Lambdadelta's good at cute things. Chocolate should be cute. Not vaguely coal-shaped and coal-tasting. ]

video;

[entreats]

Ah, so is this really just the community being "tsundere" for you or whatever?

[ Seriously, even if she's being deadpan about it, it's so annoying how this community keeps changing its mind.. giving witches access to it, then not, then again.. ]

Re: video;

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Tsunderes are the new thing, after all.

[text]

[oceanicbutterfly]

Who are you, again?

[Karen is now guilty of attempted trolling.]

Re: [text]

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

The most powerful witch in existence!

video;

[chestboard]

And you're back again....

Re: video;

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

I add <pop> and <cute> to this community! That's needed!

video

[fortheworld]

[...

...huh.]

What does being a Witch in your world entail, may I ask?

Re: video

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

The power to do what I wish and living for thousands of years.

[pawful]

[ when she sees the pile of sweets, Bernkastel frowns, approaching it with almost exaggerated suspicion. She circles it slowly, like a wary cat. She makes no move to pick any of the boxes up. It's not because she doesn't know who's responsible for this. Even without reading the note, it's obvious — but isn't that all the more reason to be careful...?

After a few moments, she trails to a stop and looks up. ]

So, if I manage to guess which chocolates have poison in them, will you give me another gift, Lambda...?

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Oh, sure! I'll play that game~ If you can pick out the ones that've got tricks hidden in them, I'll give you a special secret gift.