dramadramaduck | ☆ sixth wish ☆ sweet drool-worthy return

[Video]
[A girl in a strange dress with too many ribbons appears on the screen. Her expression's briefly surprised, and then she points her finger at the screen accusingly.]

Oh, come on, why did you ditch me, Drama Drama Duck? You should've known you'd want me back! There isn't any comparable products to Super Uber Lambdadelta brand. Even if you replace me for the newest model, it won't be the same. You can't tell me you'd already gotten bored of me! Well, I see you saw the error in that since I'm back.

It's Feburary here already? Awww, I missed Valentine's Day already! A wonderful day for stuffing yourself with chocolate until you get sick of them and then some more, and I missed it. I'll have to make up for it. All the more chocolates! Mountains of them! [Chocolates begin raining around the girl as she continues speaking.] Ahh, my mouth's watering already! Though I don't regret missing out on that red string virus. There's only one for me, you know!

[She leans back in her ridiculously over-ruffled pink chair, relaxing.]

I'm seeing some new faces, so I'll introduce myself. I'm Lambdadelta, the Witch of Certainty and the strongest witch around. I'm a really fun girl if you get to know me!

[Action]
[Hey, Bernkastel? There's a hill of neatly, carefully wrapped Valentine's chocolates waiting for you. All of it lovingly homemade with magic. The pile is so huge that it'd pass more for a large store display than a gift left for someone. A note's been left with familiar handwriting on it, "To My Belated Valentine~ ☆(⌒▽⌒)☆ <3"

Guess what? Most of the chocolates aren't even trapped in any way! Lambdadelta's in that good a mood.]

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I've got a certificate and everything!

Did you make it yourself? If you did, it doesn't count.

Nope! Feast your eyes upon this! It's official and everything!

[She holds up to the screen a fairly official looking piece of paper. It says. "Under great duress I acknowledge Lambdadelta as the foremost authority on all matters 'tsundere'. Signed, Bernard of the Great Court of Heaven."]

The Institution of the Afterlife doesn't acknowledge your degree in Tsundere. [ SO THERE. ]

But what's the point of making angels sign papers for you if others won't recognize them?

Should've thought about that first. Angels can only help with people who didn't beat the crap out of their world's god. [ God-system, but hey. It counts. ]

Oh, wait, wait, you beat up that god, and I missed it?

It didn't get recorded or anything, so you didn't really miss much. [ She cried a lot after anyway, it's not something that she wanted other people to see. ] Then I moved in with Battler, so...

Tell me! Tell me! How did it go?

[Honestly, she hadn't really expected Yuri to succeed on her own. She already was an interesting girl, but she just got more interesting.]

I got swallowed by some shadows and they tried to rewrite my entire mind and memories, some of the SSS members pulled me out, then I ran off and completely destroyed everything until there wasn't anything left.

[ She's intentionally leaving lots of details out. ]

It really wasn't that exciting unless you were there.

That doesn't sound unexciting!

It's not like any of it's easy to describe and the ending's really really really dumb [ and absolute proof of her tsun ] anyway. Everyone else from that world is gone except for me, too.

What, you got an anticlimax? That's really dull.

Well I should've disappeared with everyone else but Battler helped me just fake disappearing so the others could move on. I'm not worried about it.

So, you managed to beat the odds and outlast everyone else as well as beat up God. [Yes, Lambdadelta's making it sound more impressive than it likely was.] I'll be looking forward to what you do from now on.

There's really only one thing I've got left now, but I'm sworn to secrecy about it.

What? Why did you tell me then? Now I'll be wondering.

It'll be totally obvious what it is if I succeed, so you'll know then.

Oh, does it have something to do with Battler? Well? Does it? Is my guess right? Are you going to try to rescue him like you said you'd?

I promised I would, so I'm definitely going to.

What I said before still holds. At the very least, I won't get in the way. [After all, Lambdadelta doesn't hold grunges the way Bernkastel does. Sure, it'd be nice if she'd kept him and Beatrice in an eternal stalemate, but what's done's done. There's always the next game for entrapping Bernkastel.]

I appreciate it. Really though, if he's supposed to die in basically every existing parallel universe, I guess I'll be playing God a little more than kicking his ass this time around. [ Creating her own and all.. ] I got the job offer once already and said no, so it probably doesn't count..

Creating new universes for the sake of the one you love. If Bernkastel was to hear this, she'd gag.

I'm never sure if you'd actually want her to gag or not.

Can't you tell?

So now after achieving a god-level feat, you're looking to do a witch-level one. Isn't that going backwards? Well, I suppose even gods must create worlds, too, sometimes.

☆ sixth wish ☆ sweet drool-worthy return

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