[virus time yo.]

[ponytailprince]

[Looks like someone's been asked to send out a message and ask everyone a very important question.]

So.

Kendo club.

Is anyone else interesting in joining? If not that's fine, it's not for everyone. Those of you that are apart of it though, remember to clean up properly afterwards. Our president is getting pretty irritated about that.

....And off topic but, for the person that ate everything in the cafeteria the other day, we know who you are.

[ooc: also, all replies will be coming from an aged up Kouji, coming from this account ponytailking okok]

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[selfished]

Someone ate everything from the cafeteria? Man, that sucks, I was gonna get lunch there later today!

[ playing innocent, yes. 8) ]

[ponytailking]

We're planning on serving up the culprit for the next meal.

[YOU'RE SO DEAD.]

[selfished]

Sure, as long as you let me have a piece first! [ LA LA LA, WHO, HER, STEALING FOOD? NEVER. ] I'm pretty hungry after all since someone mysteriously took all the food from the cafeteria!

[ponytailking]

I hear they're going to stop all meals until the culprit steps forward...

[a joke, but he wants to see her reaction.]

[selfished]

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No way, you're lying! There's no way that's actually true! [ H.. HER WORST NIGHTMARE?! ]

[ponytailking]

It is true... no clue what we'll do about food.

[selfished]

This isn't a funny joke anymore, Kouji!! You can't joke about stuff like that, you just can't!

[ponytailking]

You're getting pretty worked up, almost like you did it.

[selfished]

I'm getting worked up because that means there won't be any food!! What am I gonna do if I can't get any food from there anymore, I'll starve! They can't just let me die!

[ponytailking]

I hear if the culprit comes forward....

...They'll bring the food back.

[selfished]

If you're joking about this I'm going to murder you!!!

[ponytailking]

...Okay fine.

There's nothing like that happening, I was just waiting for you to confess.

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[selfished]

[ See, Kouji, you should know the way to Kyouko's conscience is to actually be serious and honest with her.. but she's only confessing since it's him, okay!! ]

And why did you want to know so badly if you already figured it out?

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[ponytailking]

[he feels so special.]

Just wanted to see if you could say it.

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[selfished]

[ He should, okay. Siblings for life and all that. ]

Of course I can say it, I'm just not gonna say it where people can catch me. A girl's gotta get her food somewhere.

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[ponytailking]

Nee-chan if you wanted food you should have asked me instead of cleaning out everything.

...

...Wait, Izumi is at fault here too, I know it. ['cause that girl can fucking eat.]

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[selfished]

Yeah, I was just busy with it when she passed by and asked if she could join in. Not like I mind! [ kyouko... ]

But I don't always want to mooch off your money, that feels wrong. That's why I did it like this.

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[ponytailking]

So you'd rather steal than let me buy for you? Really?

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[selfished]

What's so wrong with that?

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[ponytailking]

Everything is wrong. You could get into a lot of trouble.

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[selfished]

Only if they catch me.

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[ponytailking]

If they catch you I'll just have to bail you out.

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[selfished]

What, are you an idiot? If they realise you know me that well it'll just end up on your record as well, so don't do something that stupid.

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[ponytailking]

If you do something stupid I'll be right there with you doing it too.

Well, I'd try and stop you of course but we all know how well you listen.

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[selfished]

[ Kouji.. ;; Honestly, she appreciates reading it - it's not like she's that close with most people. And it's good to know that in the end, she'll never be alone.. even if she very well knows she's a bad influence on someone like him. There's some unspoken guilt about it. ]

You don't even eat that much. [ re: her eating everything in the cafeteria.. would you even do that with her, kouji?! ]