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[zuipperpips]

eyyyyyy sexay ladies
+ dudes
jus gettin in a lil roxy gangnam style not insinuatin anythin bout disappointin any elgiible bachelors
omg its too bright 4 this
any typos arent me still bein drunkiies its cuz the screen hurts
ok the point
its time for your regularly scheudled monday pickup
*streudel yum
k among the carnage in my room this mornin i gots
a pair a man jeans
half bottle of rum (KEEPIN IT yeeeaaaahhhhhh)
a stuffed shark
a fuckin clarinet (???)
a unicorn horn on a headband there better not be a horse in the yard again
two pineapples
boxers how the fuck do u get home w/o boxers
also someone filled my closet with twinkies thanks tbh youre a true bro im set for the hostesspocalypse
hours are now til i gotta go to class in an hour cuz the unverse is a cold + uncaring bitch of a place

Comments

[scentofmakai]

Wish I could grab some of the twinkies, those are a true gift to mankind. But, since they're endangered now, I'll take the shark.

[zuipperpips]

nice try
this si for all my partiers to claim their shit they left here!!
what do i look like a goodwill

[scentofmakai]

If nobody claims it, can I have it anyway?

[zuipperpips]

no its mine now i claimed it
plus i think ive seen it before
it might belong to the bio lab???

[scentofmakai]

I'll trade you one of my flies for it. Anthomyiidae paperweight.

[Zett has a crapload of fly-related stuff.]

[grimlight]

Must you do this every week?
Has it never occurred to you to even have just one week where this doesn't happen?

[zuipperpips]

lol nope
weeks are 4 classes + nips in the library
weekends are for LETTIN LOOSE
trust me lil sis youre gonna get so stressed out one day youre just gonna go crazy and start babblin in tongues or somethin if you dont take a break sometime

[grimlight]

You mean like the tongues you start babbling in practically every time we speak?
I'm not certain a constant stream of drunken conversations and hungover aftermath is an example I'm in any hurry to follow.

[zuipperpips]

ehhhh ive had worse im just whinin
youll come around my bitty freshman :p

[grimlight]

Somehow I find that highly unlikely.

[zuipperpips]

sooooo i guess you dont wanna come over and help clean then

[grimlight]

Why would I? It isn't my mess to clean.

[Besides, have you seen her room?]

[zuipperpips]

idk
i thought maybe we could get lunch or somethin after
no prob tho i got this

[grimlight]

I didn't realise it was only possible for us to have lunch together if I shouldered chores that are yours to bear.
And yet, here you go as if that couldn't possibly happen anyway.

[docfoul]

Doubtlessly I don't need to point out that your teachers can read this.
I also have no doubt that you will highlight my reply, in spite of your current state.

[zuipperpips]

theyer on a college network they know the risks

[docfoul]

I have no doubt about that, either.

[In Arabic]

[thatsmyyogurt]

You have one absence left.

[zuipperpips]

uhhh
no i didnt lose something everyone else did
wait what i think i got that wrong

[still in Arabic]

[thatsmyyogurt]

Please review chapter 3.

[zuipperpips]

ohhhhhh
no dw ill be there
might have a liter of coffee and an ice pack but im not gonna ruin my chances of bein a bamf secret agent

[thatsmyyogurt]

I hope you get everything back to its owners.

[morehaste]

you have a stuffed shark?

[zuipperpips]

i gots temporary custody of a stuffed shark
court ordered for its protection in a lonely dangerous world
tbh i think its the bio labs sooooo

[morehaste]

i was about to say, it's not like we're knee deep in them on campus. where are you? i'll return it to its rightful home.

[zuipperpips]

hidin under my quilt tbh
mallard hall rm 413

[morehaste]

is a bottle of gatorade, some paracetamol and antacid a good enough ransom for your hostage?

[zuipperpips]

oh yeah i mean
you dont gotta bring anythin id drop it off tmr when i have class there if you didnt step up
but ill take it <333333

[morehaste]

i'd rather ensure it returns in one piece. you should also probably eat something. is there anything that wouldnt rapidly surface again?

[zuipperpips]

WOW whatta brosef
tbh though i kinda want
bacon
and french toast
:9

[morehaste]

don't feel too special. i have to take food over to the bio labs for professor birkin anyway - not that you nor any other student should be eating there. it's just a case of dropping off some supplies for you while i pick up the specimen and delivering both to the lab.

after all, if you're ill, who's going to clear out your sample trays? probably me. it's not like i mind doing extra work for the benefit of the lab, but you understand how it is.

[zuipperpips]

omg hes such a weirdo
which like totally works?? get on with your mad science self
anyway thx annie i cant decide if you really do nice things but cover it up with embarrassed PAness
or if you hate all life and accidentally are nice to people sometimes
but i get breakfast so

[morehaste]

he isn't a weirdo. he's a genius, and a very busy man, and we're all very lucky that he takes time out of his research to talk to us. that's why i don't mind fetching things for him, i don't want him to waste any more time on pointless things than he has to, and i want to show him that i'm thankful for what he does for us.

i'm in the line. what sauce do you want?

and my name is annette. only gabrielle calls me annie and i detest it.

[zuipperpips]

nono hes totes a genius
u can be genius and a weirdo thats like the best kinda science rly

syrup :9
lotsa syrup!!

pssshhhhhhhhhh ok




annie heheheheh runs

[morehaste]

roxy!

you're insufferable. absolutely insufferable. i'm making the swap and then leaving, don't expect me to stick around.

[didiscareyouyet]

Can I have the unicorn thing?

[zuipperpips]

omg yall need to work on your reading comp
claim ur stuff dont claim other peoples!!!

[didiscareyouyet]

But what if nobody picks it up?

[harlol]

i dont know why people keep leaving their underwear behind!!!
i mean dont you need it........????

[zuipperpips]

right???
i mean i get the dramatic passions of drunk hookups etc etc but
youre still gonna need your panties in the cold unforgivin morning

[harlol]

especially after last time when all the leftover underwear ended up in the tree in front of delta delta delta house.........

[childrenoflilim]

Picking up for other people is still okay, right?

[zuipperpips]

for you ys
i trust you youve got hoonor + integrity
lemme guess
the clarinet???

[childrenoflilim]

Yeah. He'll be glad to have it back since he needs it for...well, everything. Thanks a lot, Roxy.

[zuipperpips]

oomg does that mean he was here
dancin on tables shirtless + drawin dicks on faces
shoutin CHUG CHUG CHUG
makin out w/ all da ladies/gentlemen

[childrenoflilim]

He did have some...uh. Questionable bruises all over his neck this morning. And whatever was left of an interesting drawing on his cheek. So yeah, he was there.

[zuipperpips]

suh-wEET
uh apologiez if drunk rolal was the one makin out with your bfs neck
prolly couldnt help herself u know??

[childrenoflilim]

You don't have any reason to apologize. We're not really friends, anyway. We're just acquaintances because of orchestra.

private text;

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Isn't it so cu~te, that stuffed shark? Oh, I'm the one who brought it. Of course, it isn't mine. But it's so adorable I just had to show it a good time. That's a perfectly good idea, right?