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[delilahs_reaper]

Hello there, students.

I would like to inform all of my Anatomy and Biology courses that we are going to be holding a very special field trip this Wednesday evening. I’d like all of my students to meet me at the local cemetery at midnight by the churchyard entrance. All students are required to attend. Yes, even if you have a doctor’s note.

Everyone should bring the following:

- A flashlight

- A shovel (the bigger, the better)

- Black clothing (to be worn to the cemetary)

- A pair of gloves

- Shoes that are easy to run in (just in case)

Please make sure to wear your gloves at all times. We don’t want to have to worry about any pesky fingerprints, now would we?

Also, if anybody has a wheelbarrow they’d be willing to bring along, it would be most appreciated.

Comments

[disarmingsmile]

Which material would be most appropriate for the gloves, leather or plastic?

[delilahs_reaper]

Oh, I would have to say leather. We're going to be working with our hands and the earth, and plastic can shread so easily.

[disarmingsmile]

Very well, Sir.

[delilahs_reaper]

I'm glad to see someone eager to head out.

[cravats]

I wasn't aware that graverobbing was part of the approved curriculum.

[delilahs_reaper]

Oh, I can't imagine why anyone would object. It'll be a fascinating way for the students to observe human anatomy.

[cravats]

I was under the impression that it was fairly illegal. Perhaps I was mistaken.

[of_many_treasures]

You're cleaning up any mud you track in after that by the way.

[delilahs_reaper]

Oh, of course. We'll be taking the utmost care.

[of_many_treasures]

Good then. I'd like to take the night off that week after all.

[oceanicbutterfly]

No. Vetoed.

[delilahs_reaper]

And whyever would that be?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Because no.

[defendsearth]

You might want to filter this, professor.

[delilahs_reaper]

If I attempted to filter it, people might think I was attempting to hide something.

[defendsearth]

You have tenture, right, professor?

[swordplay]

That can't be ethical.

[delilahs_reaper]

Such thoughts are always the hindrance of great scientific works.

[swordplay]

A similar line of thought has resulted in test subjects ending up injured, permanently disabled, and even dead. All for the quest of knowledge.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

You better have some fresh ones lined up. What do you think we'll learn from old moldy ones whose insides've gone rotten?

[delilahs_reaper]

Oh, never fear. I've been keeping track of the local obituaries and know where to find only the freshest corpses.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

I'll be totally showing up then. Learning chances like this're rare!

[spiritually]

...Is there an alternate option for this?

[ REALLY DOES NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH THAT IDEA. Because anatomy class, it covers requirements but he's pretty sure this is not a requirement. ]

[delilahs_reaper]

Only for the students with mobility issues. For everyone else, it's required.

[spiritually]

What happens if someone calls the cops? Not that there aren't worse things that could happen.