Announcement To All Staff and Students

[shinjaeba]

To all the losers here:

Do you all know how close you are to losing your job or your future, if you're a student? No ideeeea.

Why? Because, I, the Head of the Ushiromiya family is about to pull the plug to your precious funding! I'm this close to buying the property and bulldozing the entire thing! This place is stale and the student body is full of idiots.

Unleess you manage to give me good reasons that this place should stay. Or something. I'm bored! Do something interesting, kiyahaha!

[The post is stamped with an impressive looking seal. But is she joking...? Most likely. But who knows.]

Comments

[whitechocolate]

Our students aren't idiots. For what purpose do you want to destroy their education?

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Wow, aren't we blessed to have you around here.

[denies]

[ .... Yeah, must be Tuesday. Hence why Ange doesn't even twitch at the message when she sees it. Not believing one part of the threat either way. ]

Having fun?

[glass_secret]

Hmmm... There is a distinct smell of bullshit coming from this post.

[ifbymyhands]

Don't feed the trolls, everyone, just move along.

[oceanicbutterfly]

You have strange ideas about what to do with your time.

[shinjaeba]

They're idiots! Have you even read half the stuff here? I don't like wasted space.

[shinjaeba]

Not having fun, yet?

[shinjaeba]

Oh, sure. It'll be even more fun when this place is buried beneath a ton of concrete and I send you off to South America. I bet a crime lord or two would love having you as a mistress.

[This is just part of their natural dynamic...anyone else might be disturbed but oh well.]

[shinjaeba]

Do you doubt that I can buy this stupid piece of land?

[shinjaeba]

You'll be an idiot if you think I'm just a troll.

[shinjaeba]

This is fun!

[ifbymyhands]

You're right! You're a space monster.

[glass_secret]

Yes, yes I do. It's ridiculously cute of how you're trying to intimidate people.

[shinjaeba]

--cute?! Don't think for an instant that this is a shallow threat!

[shinjaeba]

That sounds like something that Ange would say.

[glass_secret]

[She is totally laughing at you now.] And now overacting! This is entertaining!

[ifbymyhands]

Maybe it's the truth!

[shinjaeba]

[... Okay, calm down. Deep breaths. This isn't the time for a tantrum.]

Well, too bad. It'll be more entertaining when I see your face when the bulldozers start crashing in.

[glass_secret]

Oh I'm sure, sweetie~ I'm sure~

I'm not going to hold my breath. Thanks for the good laugh!

[shinjaeba]

Troll! Space alien! Witch! Who knows!

[shinjaeba]

Stop treating me like a kid!

[ifbymyhands]

You're not cool enough to be a witch.

[shinjaeba]

What do you mean by that?!

[ifbymyhands]

I mean what I mean!