Announcement To All Staff and Students

[shinjaeba]

To all the losers here:

Do you all know how close you are to losing your job or your future, if you're a student? No ideeeea.

Why? Because, I, the Head of the Ushiromiya family is about to pull the plug to your precious funding! I'm this close to buying the property and bulldozing the entire thing! This place is stale and the student body is full of idiots.

Unleess you manage to give me good reasons that this place should stay. Or something. I'm bored! Do something interesting, kiyahaha!

[The post is stamped with an impressive looking seal. But is she joking...? Most likely. But who knows.]

Comments

[whitechocolate]

Our students aren't idiots. For what purpose do you want to destroy their education?

[shinjaeba]

They're idiots! Have you even read half the stuff here? I don't like wasted space.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Wow, aren't we blessed to have you around here.

[shinjaeba]

Not having fun, yet?

[denies]

[ .... Yeah, must be Tuesday. Hence why Ange doesn't even twitch at the message when she sees it. Not believing one part of the threat either way. ]

Having fun?

[shinjaeba]

Oh, sure. It'll be even more fun when this place is buried beneath a ton of concrete and I send you off to South America. I bet a crime lord or two would love having you as a mistress.

[This is just part of their natural dynamic...anyone else might be disturbed but oh well.]

[glass_secret]

Hmmm... There is a distinct smell of bullshit coming from this post.

[shinjaeba]

Do you doubt that I can buy this stupid piece of land?

[ifbymyhands]

Don't feed the trolls, everyone, just move along.

[shinjaeba]

You'll be an idiot if you think I'm just a troll.

[oceanicbutterfly]

You have strange ideas about what to do with your time.

[shinjaeba]

This is fun!

[cravats]

Hmm, I suppose I ought to work on updating my CV then.

[shinjaeba]

Yep.

[chestboard]

...How about you tone down all that big talk?

[shinjaeba]

Baaattler-kun! Is that any way to address me?

[healinguilt]

With an address like that, I'm sure no one would want your family's funding as if it were the only source of significant sponsor. Take your talk elsewhere; academia does not need individuals like you.

[shinjaeba]

The world doesn't need a place like this. It'll burn!

[mightletyouknowme]

Who are YOU?

[shinjaeba]

[After the virus, this will come back to haunt her but... She doesn't technically have a body or name during this virus. Stupid split personalities. So she'll just borrow Eva's.]

Eva Ushiromiya, head of the Ushiromiya family and the President of the Ushiromiya corporation. My niece (and my nephew, I guess) is here. I'm not exactly impressed.

((Pretend the link is to a very respectable business website with an article about the formidable Ushiromiya corporation.))

[didiscareyouyet]

DON'T DO IT!

[shinjaeba]

Kiyahahaha!

[text]

[scanningutterly]

Never heard of it.

[shinjaeba]

Educate yourself for once.

((Pretend that the link doesn't go to Google but to a very respected news site that reports on businesses. It gives a basic overview of Ushiromiya Corporation, headed by the Ushiromiya family.))

[papillio_tempestatis]

You know, this is exactly the problem with society. Anyone with enough money thinks they can do anything they want, and it's always just a few people and families with all the power.

[shinjaeba]

It's called economics. If you want to change something, you can't just stand around saying it's wrong.

[miraclefighter]

Ushiromiya? So you know Battler?

[shinjaeba]

Battler-kun? Sure. He's my nephew.