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[docfoul]

As all of my English Literature students should know, your assignments are due this last week of November. I will grade them in the manner you are used to. If you are not yet aware of how I grade assignments, you soon will be. With that said, I am looking forward to seeing your essays tomorrow.

Ah, before I forget: there was to be a surprise test in the next few days. In my benevolence, I have changed my mind.

The test is on the 27th.
[... Professor Scratch is such an asshole.]


((OOC: contrary to what the icons may show, Scratch is actually human for this virus, shh))

Comments

[eternallybored]

how many questions are on the test

[ not using good grammar while talking to a professor, oh yeah. ]

do assume it's still white on white óuò

[docfoul]

Just enough.

[swordplay]

What's the test on?

o7

[eternallybored]

is it multiple choice

[grimlight]

Yes, because the date was the part people were most troubling themselves over.

[Also Scratch, do hope you're prepared for the monster of an essay she is preparing to turn in. She doesn't do concise]

text; you mean 'he's actually anderson cooper for this virus', right

[selfished]

Suddenly I'm really glad I'm not in your class.

[ worst teacher in the school to deal with, right. ]

[mightletyouknowme]

That wasn't a very good surprise.

[docfoul]

Not entirely.

no worries a certain someone already made sure I knew what I was doing

[docfoul]

I wonder why.

[docfoul]

Anybody who has been regularly attending class should know.

[docfoul]

[Oh, he loves those.] And yet, now they know.

[docfoul]

It was not a surprise at all. I changed my mind about it.

[grimlight]

That was a literary device known as sarcasm. I would have expected you to have picked up on that.

[eternallybored]

mostly essays?

good, you can't have human scratch without it being him!!

[selfished]

Probably since I'm not picking classes that are being made impossibly difficult.

[docfoul]

I did. I would have expected you to pick up on mine, Ms. Lalonde.

[docfoul]

Maybe.

[what a DICK]

if only i had icon room. if only.

[docfoul]

My classes are not impossible. They require effort, certainly, but I have succeeded in carrying plenty of students to graduation.

[eternallybored]

mostly lecture or book?

[grimlight]

You mean the bait and switch where you offered hope to your students only to provide them with information which could be considered to be less useful than they might have hoped for?

[mightletyouknowme]

Can you even do that?

[docfoul]

Both.

[docfoul]

That was not quite sarcasm. It was, however, a joke.

[grimlight]

Ah. Then entertainment at your students' expense. Delightful.

[docfoul]

I can, and I did.