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[docfoul]

As all of my English Literature students should know, your assignments are due this last week of November. I will grade them in the manner you are used to. If you are not yet aware of how I grade assignments, you soon will be. With that said, I am looking forward to seeing your essays tomorrow.

Ah, before I forget: there was to be a surprise test in the next few days. In my benevolence, I have changed my mind.

The test is on the 27th.
[... Professor Scratch is such an asshole.]


((OOC: contrary to what the icons may show, Scratch is actually human for this virus, shh))

Comments

[eternallybored]

how many questions are on the test

[ not using good grammar while talking to a professor, oh yeah. ]

do assume it's still white on white óuò

[docfoul]

Just enough.

o7

[eternallybored]

is it multiple choice

[docfoul]

Not entirely.

[eternallybored]

mostly essays?

[swordplay]

What's the test on?

[docfoul]

Anybody who has been regularly attending class should know.

[swordplay]

Noted. I guess we should be able to guess your testing style at this point.

[docfoul]

Guessing is for the unprepared.

[swordplay]

Fine, predicting.

[grimlight]

Yes, because the date was the part people were most troubling themselves over.

[Also Scratch, do hope you're prepared for the monster of an essay she is preparing to turn in. She doesn't do concise]

[docfoul]

[Oh, he loves those.] And yet, now they know.

[grimlight]

That was a literary device known as sarcasm. I would have expected you to have picked up on that.

[docfoul]

I did. I would have expected you to pick up on mine, Ms. Lalonde.

[grimlight]

You mean the bait and switch where you offered hope to your students only to provide them with information which could be considered to be less useful than they might have hoped for?

text; you mean 'he's actually anderson cooper for this virus', right

[selfished]

Suddenly I'm really glad I'm not in your class.

[ worst teacher in the school to deal with, right. ]

no worries a certain someone already made sure I knew what I was doing

[docfoul]

I wonder why.

good, you can't have human scratch without it being him!!

[selfished]

Probably since I'm not picking classes that are being made impossibly difficult.

if only i had icon room. if only.

[docfoul]

My classes are not impossible. They require effort, certainly, but I have succeeded in carrying plenty of students to graduation.

we'll all imagine him with our hearts

[selfished]

More like eventually dragged them there as they screamed and cried, am I right?

[mightletyouknowme]

That wasn't a very good surprise.

[docfoul]

It was not a surprise at all. I changed my mind about it.

[mightletyouknowme]

Can you even do that?

[docfoul]

I can, and I did.

[mightletyouknowme]

[And so you did.]

Your students won't like you for it.