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[lookstairs]

So, I've seen a few viruses in my days but nothing quite like this. If you’re trying to extort money out of me, I don’t exactly see how ducks would play into it. Unless that’s just your thing...in which case that’s completely cool. And not crazy at all.

But anyway, it’s not going to happen. Not like I have much money to begin with. I haven’t figured out how you got my computers, but I’ve still got a few tricks up my sleeve. And that alone is crazy. You didn't just get one computer. You got all of my computers. Even my work one. So not only are you hacking, you're kind of stalking.

I’ve got to say, I’d be impressed, you know, if you hadn’t locked me out of them all. Really, kind of annoyed about that part. And I'd really like to not get fired, you know.

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[whysomean]

Thanks, dude.

[lookstairs]

...For what?

[whysomean]

For the hacking and stalking part?

[harlol]

hello!!! :D
you must be new
dont worry! youll be fine!!!!

[lookstairs]

I said I would be impressed. Not that I actually am.

So what is it you're looking for?

[lookstairs]

New for what?

[harlol]

new here :)
this is an internet community that gathers people and wont let them go
which is actually kind of creepy when you think about it......
but its also really cool!!! :D

[whysomean]

Close enough.

Dweebs to mess with. It's working out pretty well so far.

[lookstairs]

...Dweebs? Do people even use that name anymore?

[Because he's heard a lot in his day.]

[lookstairs]

Not to mention impossible. Who's running this place?

[whysomean]

Sure looks like it.

[lookstairs]

Right.

So you're just doing this for kicks?

[whysomean]

And punches too, yeah.

[lookstairs]

Well, like I said. I haven't thrown in the white flag just yet.

[harlol]

theres more impossible where that came from
and people have tried to find out but no matter how smart or good with computers they are it doesnt really work!!

[whysomean]

Lemme know how that goes.

[lookstairs]

Considering I won't be coming back here, I probably won't.

[lookstairs]

So you're saying you're not involved. You've been hacked just like I have.

[harlol]

its not really our computers that have been hacked....
this might make more sense if you lived in a world where computers can affect real life like my world
(or um
whats left of it.....)
but this community didnt really hack your computer
more like
it hacked your life???

[lookstairs]

Hacked...my life.

So they already have my credit card information? Fantastic.

[whysomean]

See ya in an hour.

[lookstairs]

Right. Sure.

THREE hours later in fact...

[lookstairs]

Okay, seriously. What the hell did you do to my computers???

[whysomean]

I cast a spell on it.

[lookstairs]

You're seriously not going to tell me?