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[lookstairs]

So, I've seen a few viruses in my days but nothing quite like this. If you’re trying to extort money out of me, I don’t exactly see how ducks would play into it. Unless that’s just your thing...in which case that’s completely cool. And not crazy at all.

But anyway, it’s not going to happen. Not like I have much money to begin with. I haven’t figured out how you got my computers, but I’ve still got a few tricks up my sleeve. And that alone is crazy. You didn't just get one computer. You got all of my computers. Even my work one. So not only are you hacking, you're kind of stalking.

I’ve got to say, I’d be impressed, you know, if you hadn’t locked me out of them all. Really, kind of annoyed about that part. And I'd really like to not get fired, you know.

Comments

[whysomean]

Thanks, dude.

[lookstairs]

...For what?

[harlol]

hello!!! :D
you must be new
dont worry! youll be fine!!!!

[lookstairs]

New for what?

[dekillerqueen]

I'm afraid the only known way to rid one's computers of the community, however temporarily, is to actively participate in discussions for some time.

[lookstairs]

Wait. So there actually is a way to make it go away?

[scentofmakai]

I don't think any of us need your money. Besides, I don't know what the dollars (dollars?) exchange rate is for macca.

[lookstairs]

...Macca?

Video

[material_guy]

Sometimes a quick fix for some people's to have someone else come look at yer computer. It'll go away for some people when there's other people around.

Video

[lookstairs]

So it's supposed to know when I have someone else looking at my screen?

[video]

[scanningutterly]

[you know the description by now]

It's not impressive, just unbelievable.

[video]

[lookstairs]

Unbelievable is starting to sound like the better term now.

[voice]

[remembermeandrun]

[Greetings, fellow hacker.]

As far as I know, the community's sentient. 'S not another person controlling it, it just does what it wants. Bit weird, but I've seen weirder.

[video]

[king_bowser]

[Bowser appears to be standing on the Dalek homeworld, glaring at the camera.]

Hey! I came all the way over here to pick you up! Where the heck are you?

[In the background, a synthesized voice can be heard shouting either "exfoliate" or "exterminate", after which beams of light seem to impact Bowser's scales. The Star Rod glows brightly.]

(turns around) Ow! Knock that off, you! (starts toward the source of the lights)

[The video ends. No, this really doesn't have anything to do with Riley. XD]

[voice]

[lookstairs]

[Well hello there.]

But even if it's sentient, someone had to have built the thing.

[makewayforroze]

No, it isn't that at all but have others already told you?

[lookstairs]

Yeah. Whether I believe it or not is another story.

[didiscareyouyet]

Ducks can't use money.

[Just so you know.]

[lookstairs]

I didn't think actual ducks were running this operation.

[Not even for a second. Nope.]

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

It will leave you alone once you talk to us for a bit. Sadly it won't go away forever.

[lookstairs]

It's a start at least. Thanks.

[thatsmyyogurt]

It's crazier than that.

[lookstairs]

Right. I'm starting to get that.

I'm still trying to figure out of this is some hardcore roleplaying, a very convinced cult, or if someone just slipped something into my coffee the past few days.

[doyoufondue]

It'll let you do what you want on the side if you play along.

[lookstairs]

So I've been told. I'm going to see if I can exploit that at all.