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[crackpotcrocker]

The heck was that? One of those - VIRUSES! [Slight spazzing] I've heard about?

[Distress brows] I'll never love anyone else besides her! [Pause] No offense, Rose.


[Fawkes is in the background fluffing his feathers] And I still have no idea where you came from. GAH! [Digs his boney fingers into his hair before twitching for insanely for a moment or two]

And told I have friends, though I am rather fond of Gellert, I have to say. He and I have the same objective.

[Beat] Though it was nice to know that anyone would want to be friends with me.

^{(Feel free to assume that during the AU virus Crocker help teaching your character how to use a computer if you wish since I failed at getting a post up)}

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[grimlight]

Oh it isn't that, so much as...well. My once and hopefully soon to be again girlfriend is very different to you.

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[crackpotcrocker]

....Huh? What? But aren't you a girl?

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[grimlight]

Last time I checked, yes.

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[crackpotcrocker]

...... But if you're a girl and they're a girl. I'm confused. What are you trying to tell me?

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[grimlight]

I'm telling you I've fallen for a beautiful, fashionable female alien who is also her species' version of a vampire.

[Because things weren't brain-breaky enough]

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[crackpotcrocker]

Slow down! I'm still processing how you've fallen for your gender.

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[grimlight]

Too many rules broken, perhaps?

[She'd like to say she's sorry but no]

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[crackpotcrocker]

[If you could see him he's gnawing on his shirt collar for a few minutes]

Yes.

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[grimlight]

Well, what can I say? I've never really been what you might call a typical girl. Not unless you know many young girls who idolise horrorterrors.

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[crackpotcrocker]

I think I'm beginning to see why we where friends.

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[grimlight]

Is that so?

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[crackpotcrocker]

Yes, you're strange like someone I know.

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[grimlight]

Fortunately, I take that as a compliment.

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[crackpotcrocker]

Good! It was! ^{Though it still doesn't explain anything} but that's besides the point.

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[grimlight]

What are you still confused about?

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[crackpotcrocker]

^{...Is is a love is blind thing?}

Oh! Just still chewing over the gender still. [Not the species that's oddly alright]

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[grimlight]

Is it really so surprising to you? I hadn't realised.

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[crackpotcrocker]

Yes, it is.

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[grimlight]

Does it bother you?

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[crackpotcrocker]

No.

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[grimlight]

Then that's all that matters.

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[crackpotcrocker]

Yes. Women.