[voice]

[notjustathief]

I think that must have been the single greatest virus to ever exist. The Hogwarts one was nice, but this took the cake. I'm sure all the rest of you enjoyed fleeing the police after our midnight grave-digging assignment? And burning all of the evidence afterwards?

Also: my apologies for the racket I made riding shopping carts down the dormitory staircases. Still: I have no regrets.

Also, Arthur darling: I am going to be forever and eternally depressed that I did not know you as a teenager in real life. You were utterly adorable and I am incredibly sad that I did not get to spend four years sneaking into your dorm room in the middle of the night for cuddles.

Comments

[chapter_behind]

You're incorrigible. I did not assign you any grave-digging assignment.

[notjustathief]

You didn't, no. I guess you missed that whole post of shenanigans by Prof. Disraeli.

[chapter_behind]

Oh, good god.

[notjustathief]

It was quite the learning experience!

[chapter_behind]

I imagine it was.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Shit. For the first time I feel like I missed out a little, not gettin' stuck with the whole school part of that thing.

[glidingwind]

Yeah. It was fun. And thanks for everything.

[croibhristeoir]

Did everyone have shopping carts?

[notjustathief]

It's reassuring to see that, even in a state of blind, utter panic, a group of students can band together and flee like hell from the police.

[notjustathief]

Lots of us did. The local supermarkets must have hate us.

[notjustathief]

No problem. Did you ever get a successful video?

Re: [Video]

[notjustathief]

It was a learning experience. And nothing's better than having your liver back from before you permanently scarred it with alcohol.

[chapter_behind]

I weep for the future of civilization.

[notjustathief]

Well, at least you're a few hundred years away from it, if that's any consolation.

totally saw that.

[chapter_behind]

Mmmmm. Not really, Mr. Eames.

shhhhhhh there was nothing to seeeee

[notjustathief]

Better than existing in an age where the Internet is a thing. It causes such lovely havoc.

WAS SO

[chapter_behind]

In case you've not noticed, Mr. Eames, thanks to the community, I do live in an age where the internet is "a thing."

LIES

[notjustathief]

True, but you can escape it for periods of time. Unless you get recorded.

Re: LIES

[chapter_behind]

Yes, well, I died to get away from this place, and look how effective that was.

[notjustathief]

Yes, I do suppose this place is a bit clingy like that.

[chapter_behind]

Just a bit.

[cravats]

The grave-digging actually happened? That is a particularly medieval method of teaching biology.

[Video]

[material_guy]

College's all about liver training!

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Midnight grave-digging?

[HE'S GOING TO IGNORE THAT PART ABOUT HIM BEING ADORABLE.]

[Video]

[notjustathief]

Exactly! How can you hope to drink yourself blind properly if you don't start there?