[voice]

[notjustathief]

I think that must have been the single greatest virus to ever exist. The Hogwarts one was nice, but this took the cake. I'm sure all the rest of you enjoyed fleeing the police after our midnight grave-digging assignment? And burning all of the evidence afterwards?

Also: my apologies for the racket I made riding shopping carts down the dormitory staircases. Still: I have no regrets.

Also, Arthur darling: I am going to be forever and eternally depressed that I did not know you as a teenager in real life. You were utterly adorable and I am incredibly sad that I did not get to spend four years sneaking into your dorm room in the middle of the night for cuddles.

Comments

[chapter_behind]

You're incorrigible. I did not assign you any grave-digging assignment.

[notjustathief]

You didn't, no. I guess you missed that whole post of shenanigans by Prof. Disraeli.

[chapter_behind]

Oh, good god.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Shit. For the first time I feel like I missed out a little, not gettin' stuck with the whole school part of that thing.

Re: [Video]

[notjustathief]

It was a learning experience. And nothing's better than having your liver back from before you permanently scarred it with alcohol.

[Video]

[material_guy]

College's all about liver training!

[glidingwind]

Yeah. It was fun. And thanks for everything.

[notjustathief]

No problem. Did you ever get a successful video?

[glidingwind]

Nope. But I already have a glider. I guess that's why I was trying to make one with Roxas' skateboard.

I'd better see if Radiant Garden stock them. I have more munny now.

[croibhristeoir]

Did everyone have shopping carts?

[notjustathief]

Lots of us did. The local supermarkets must have hate us.

[croibhristeoir]

That explains why Saber was so annoyed about it.

[cravats]

The grave-digging actually happened? That is a particularly medieval method of teaching biology.

[notjustathief]

That it did. It was, if nothing else, a memorable experience.

[cravats]

I'm sure that it was.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Midnight grave-digging?

[HE'S GOING TO IGNORE THAT PART ABOUT HIM BEING ADORABLE.]

[notjustathief]

For Prof. Disraeli's biology class. You didn't get to go on that ultra-fun field trip, love?

Also: I love your teenage moppet hair. I am treasuring the memories of it forever. [WATCH HIM BRING IT UP AGAIN.]

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

No, looks like I missed it. How come the police is always involved in or lives somehow?

[IGNORING IGNORING IGNORING... >/]

[dekillerqueen]

Frankly, that was the least novel event in the virus.

[notjustathief]

Well, it was an eventful virus, to be sure.

[dekillerqueen]

It was certainly long, to say the least.

[of_many_treasures]

I remember having to clean up mud from some of the more panicked students. With a hose.

[notjustathief]

Must have been like witnessing the aftermath of a stampede.

[didiscareyouyet]

I didn't do any of that but I still had fun.

[notjustathief]

Glad to hear. Get involved in any shenanigans?